Joe Pham

Joe Pham is the MOST UGLY and terrible person you will ever meet. His face will make children cry and you will ABSOLUTELY HATE him.

Ugh i have to sit next to Joe Pham in AP Bio

by JdPham07 January 7, 2020

phaint

The very essence of awesomeness.

That beat, meaning the one that you just dropped, was phaint!

by Harrison Greeley III September 26, 2007

phan'd

To get told by someone smaller than anyone you've ever met.

Dude, you just got phan'd by that tiny chick!

by J-fr October 9, 2008

Phamhong Fur

When a female human has hair, clearly visible, on her upper lip.

Make sure to keep that phamhong fur away, you dont want to tickle his pickle.

by DeathlyAvenger January 2, 2010

Phamhong Phur

When a female human has an exuberant amount of upperlip hair.

They typically will attract desperate male humans.

Why the fuck would someone like that Phamhong Phur!?

by Terrible Matador January 3, 2010

phaneuf

To hit in hockey somebody very hard.

I'm going to phaneuf you.

He was phaneufed.

by Mike12345 April 30, 2006

Tina Pham

A very rare species of crazy little asian girls that is only found in Southwestern Canada. There is only one real Tina Pham however recently there are a growth sprut in Tina Pham on Facebook and other websites.

OMG I just saw a Tina Pham

by icantransformya November 29, 2009