surgical penetration

a dirty minded term for invasive surgery

"I'm scheduled for surgical penetration on Friday"

by Crystal F February 13, 2009

wall penetration

Wall Penetration is when someones fucking you behind a wall though the ass of pussy

Guy1: Hey wanna have wall penetration?
Guy2: What the fuck is that you weirdo?

by Gunner The Handler October 23, 2019

Taxation without penetration

Taking gas and beer money from your girlfriend so you can drink and drive to another bitch's house because you can't stand your girlfriend's stale pussy anymore.

My girlfriend can't vote against taxation without penetration because my house isn't a ho democracy.

by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003

purple perpetrator

An erect penis

I introduced her mouth to my purple perpetrator

by wool dog February 23, 2011

Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face

An insult worthy of anyone...trust me.

You gave me syphilis you Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face!!

by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 28, 2011

nostril penetration

(noun) The act of inserting a finger within one of the opening (naris) of one's nose with the apparent intent of removing mucus (otherwise known as picking one's nose) esp. when done in public.

A term derived from an episode of Seinfeld.

OMG, do you see what Jerry is doing in that Taxi cab? He seems to be picking his nose.

Maybe, or he's just scraching his nose since I didn't see any nostril penetration.

by harmless drudge June 9, 2011

Double penetration

When two penii enter a bodily orifice.

That whore got some double penetration last night motherfucker.

by DigBickBarry September 25, 2018