Someone at Texas A&M who isn't involved. If they even go to games they won't even stand up. They are the opposite of a red ass.
by Kolten August 24, 2007
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"I used the Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness formula to discover the equilibrium of the bisector in the photosynthetic material."
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by Kelvin the king November 14, 2006
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by Valj December 14, 2011
Get the 2 percent rule mug.Perennial losers are people who suck basically all the time. They don't realize they suck because they often delude themselves by clinging to some distant past event to justify their existence.
Dodger fan: "I'm cool because we won all these world series way back in the day." Reality: You're payroll equals the rest of your division combined and you can't even win that consitently. You are a perennial loser.
by makwu April 21, 2010
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Friend:"Hey man, you want to go to the bar?"
Me:"Na dude, I dont feel like doing anything."
Friend:"Man, your on a perpetual ball sit."
Me:"I know."
Me:"Na dude, I dont feel like doing anything."
Friend:"Man, your on a perpetual ball sit."
Me:"I know."
by D3v10uS May 31, 2010
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Einstein: "Since it is known that the essence of pineapple can sweeten one's load, and alcohol can drop a young woman willingly to her knees, then certainly a BJ given to a man who has consumed a sufficient amount of a substance such as pineapple Smirnoff shall find himself in an equilibrium of oral pleasure, whilst the young lady enjoys a self-sweetening and inebriating treat. A perpetual blowjob machine shall be the result of such circumstances."
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