Penc

when two people fit so far apart but go so oddly well

"yo dude evie and zack are soooo penc

by baddiebddieboobear April 8, 2022

Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

pence

A small piece of lying fecal matter that appears around a talking sphincter at certain times.

I need to wipe better that pence is staining my underwear.

by Voter20 September 25, 2020

Pence

A groveling coward who gazes lovingly at and supports a man who wanted the coward to be lynched.

I’m more concerned about the FBI searching Mar A Lago then the fact that Trump supported people chanting “Hang Mike Pence!”

You are such a pence.

by CGHDun August 10, 2022

Pencing

To delay doing one's job.

Stop Pencing around. How furious does the backlash need to be before you'll do your job?

by Sam JuaS June 21, 2022

pences

An Unusually Large Gathering Of Pencils

Joe thats a large bundle of Pences! Where did you get it?

by TheMightyRaccoon March 12, 2018

Pencing

Second definition: to go into a public space, especially a space with a high-risk population such as a hospital or retirement center, without a mask.

I saw Karen Pencing at the grocery store today. She might get someone sick.

by Whatev2070 May 8, 2020