A Paul can seem nice from the outside but often is in fact a very disloyal and fake person. Pauls skew towards drug use and alcoholism, and frequently will act high and mighty over the random passerby. Pauls will also frequently attempt to win back friendships by pleading at the last minute, getting themselves forgiven from whatever their latest misdeed was.
by Ethanpo2 September 30, 2018
Is a farmer that has terrible cattle that are very skinny and cannot rear sheep properly. Otherwise known as a bad farmer.
by John Do78 January 04, 2012
Paul is an amazing and kind funny guy. Although he tries to hide it, he is outlandishly gay. If his innermost thirst for homosexual desires are not quenched, he will become a rabid beast. If his daily quota of schlong and cummywummies are not sufficed, he will become a rabid beast. He is in general, a queer rabid beast Never fuck with a queer rabid beast, especially if his name is Paul.
by paulisgaylol May 07, 2020
Paul is the person who says stuff just to hurt you he’s the reason you smoke weed he’s the reason you drink he makes you feel less than or not good enough he makes fun of your weight to the point we’re you starve yourself and get sick to the point we’re you have to go to the hospital he’s the reason you cut yourself and think about ending your life some people just don’t understand how words effect others and Paul’s one of those people “you know why your so fat because you never have had a boyfriend when you kiss you burn 500 calories” Paul points out the obvious your fat your ugly I know I know why do people have to be like this Paul brings you down when your up he breaks your heart you go home cut yourself smoke and cry and Paul’s the reason.
by Kayleeeehatespea July 13, 2020
Paul is the best guy friend you can get. He is most likely gay or bi and will listen to everything you say with an open mind. He is short and definitely a true weirdo. He loves comedy and his role model is Bo Burnham. If you have feelings for a paul, you are in for a bumpy ride.
by Browngirl360 April 15, 2020
The gayest of gays. Paul is the dullest person you will ever meet. Nobody likes Paul. Paul has a little penis
by Joejoe776 March 14, 2015
A really rude and homophobic guy who attacks girls and speaks a lot of shit. Swears a lot and makes sexual jokes that aren’t even funny.
by ameliaxoooo February 13, 2018