Cool Patrol

The toughest gang of guys who'll help any bullied kid in need. Usually solves problems not through violence, but through dance and random events.

Person 1: Yo, my life has been pretty shit lately thanks to that cunt Derrick
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol

by E.M.V.J.J October 10, 2017

Freak Patrol

Freak Patrol is a comedy game where you watch people. It is commonly done in air ports or places where there are lots of people and you are terribly board. To freak patrol one simply needs to unnoticeably watch people go by and point out freaks to the other players.

During one round of freak patrol we spotted a man who had a very small face, his head was regularly sized, but his mouth, eyes, and nose were much closer together and smaller then a normal person's. It looked like he had a forehead all the way around his face.

by whatodoifyourboard December 2, 2009

Paw Patrolism

The worship of the little cartoon dogs on nick jr.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.

John: fuck christianity i'am converting to Paw Patrolism

by The paw lord June 3, 2018

Snow Patrol

An extremely good band. Many songs often played in slow motion, this band is the freaking greatest ever.

I went to a Snow Patrol concert and when i was pushed during the mosh it took me 20 min to hit the ground.

by SNOWMANJEW December 9, 2004

Snow Patrol

A particularly inactive sexual partner. "If I lay here....If I just laaaaay here...."

"Man, I finally slept with Amber last night. So disappointed....She's a total Snow Patrol".

by Uncle Rae Rae July 31, 2010

Pussay Patrol

It is a group of 3 brilliant individual Pingpong, Mashm3llows, and VMONEY. They are the ultimate chick magnets and get every chick possible, they are also know as the 3 amigos. they also have a special friend called fries, he is cool too, but not as cool as them. The trio along with fries so all sort of BAMFs and mindblowing cool stuff. they have a mutual enemy called Vennu Malesh

hey look its superman, no its pussay patrol.
young girls be like i wanna marry Vmoney, hot girls be like i wanna marry Pingpong and supper hot be like i wanna marry mashmellow.

by Saynomore Getonthefloor May 23, 2013

border patrol

someone who stops mexicans from getting to america

Border Patrol:
Dude you see that maexican trying to jump the border?
Yeah *powpowpowpow*
Got him.

by looloolooivegotsomeapples March 22, 2009