pateco

A proper noun for the cementary guy in Puerto Rico.

When someone almost dies.
El enterrador del cenemterio de San Juan.

Por poco se lo lleva Pateco.
He was so sick, Pateco almost got a hold of him.

by Beba PR October 25, 2023

patagonia

The "I'm not like other girls" of clothing brands.

"We care about the environment, and nobody else does!"
"Our target audience is so small that we don't even have to worry about alienating our customers with questionable advertising!"

"We don't care about profit. How else could we have become a billion-dollar business?"
"We use organic cotton and recycled materials in our sweaters! We're so original!"
As an avid hiker who lives in the same town as the original Patagonia HQ, that's their entire business for ya.

by Bbb23’s left testicle December 20, 2023

patatocaos

patatocaos comment tu as trouvé ça?

patatocaos nan vraiment

by pourquoi901 April 25, 2024

Paraconsistent Logic

A branch of logic that allows contradictions to exist without exploding the entire system—unlike classical logic, where a single contradiction allows you to prove anything (the principle of explosion). Paraconsistent logic acknowledges that real-world information is often contradictory: eyewitnesses disagree, scientific studies conflict, and your phone's terms of service both grant and restrict rights simultaneously. Instead of treating contradiction as catastrophic, paraconsistent logic develops frameworks that can tolerate inconsistency, extract useful information, and reason productively even when premises don't perfectly align. It's the logic of living with cognitive dissonance, managing competing priorities, and still managing to function despite the fundamental contradictions of existence.

*Example: "She used paraconsistent logic to navigate her job. The company claimed to value work-life balance while expecting 60-hour weeks. Classical logic would say these can't both be true, leading to resignation or breakdown. Paraconsistent logic allowed her to hold both, notice the contradiction, and still show up Monday. The system was broken; she worked anyway. The contradiction didn't destroy her; she just lived with it."*

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

Patagooner

An individual who is obsessed with Patagonia products and is quick to remind others of their free repair/replacement policies. This individual may spend late nights searching their laptop for sales and deals.

My friend Bobby is such a Patagooner. He found the new nano puff jacket for 60% off last night.

by StevieGeevies March 18, 2026

Paracord Stool

slang for: suicide by standing on a stool and using a piece of paracord.

Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.

"Did you hear that Nikolas assaulted a woman?"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"

"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"

by nordivisive August 12, 2025

Patao

Patao (Patau) - short version: a moron, an idiot, a person who doesn't understand anything and is always wrong.
In aggressive form it basically means "fucking idiot" / "dumbass" / "complete retard" (very rude).
The word comes from the small town of Brody in Lviv Oblast, Ukraine.

you fucking patao you dumb fucking patau
fucking hell, you're such a patao you're a total fucking patau
patao dickhead patau little dick patau faggot

by Gebachad January 9, 2026