two party system

complete shit

man, i gotta drop a big stinky two-party-system

by jason January 18, 2004

The Republican Party

Where Democracy has been led to die.

Hey man, do you feel like we are getting fucked out of our democracy?

Yes, the Republican party is committed to seeing it die.

Wow, that sucks. What can I do to stop that from happening?

Vote motherfucker.

by LastTryPseudonym April 21, 2019

Murder Party

When an unlikeable coworker is killed by the hand of another and everyone celebrates afterwards.

Bethany killed Tim from the accounting department today. The murder party went until the sun came up.

by Bubdog92 October 9, 2008

bate party

A get-together or a gathering of people or people's, in which they decide to, willingly or un-willingly, pleasure themselves and/or others.

When Rick decided to pleasure Greg, Scott got excited and announced all three were gonna have a bate party.

by Bate_Mistress March 23, 2008

party store

A term for a convenience store selling liquor and other adult beverages.

I'm heading to the party store. Anybody

need anything?

by talk2me-JCH2 April 2, 2021

poop paralysis

Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.

John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.

by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010

Cat Paralysis

When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.

Please get me the remote I have cat paralysis!
I can't look I have cat paralysis.

by k1ttyk1tty777 November 29, 2013