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parisian breakfast

Parisian breakfast is the most important meal of the day, consisting entirely of coffee and cigarettes. While imaginably the morning meal of those of Paris, it is not necessarily served with a side of French contempt.
I never wake up early enough to eat a bowl of cereal or fry an egg, but I always have a coffee to-go and a few cigarettes as my Parisian breakfast on the morning commute
by v_velox June 12, 2019
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Parisian Sisters

Two women who have had their heart badly broken by the same guy.
OMG we're Parisian sisters. How's your recovery going?
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Presiana

A girl who is very beautiful and has an amazing body. She often falls in love with idiots. She also loves to drink VODKA. 🍸
That girl is so Presiana.
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Parisian steamroller

You shit on a partner's face and smear it with your butt cheeks, all while speaking in French "ton visage est ma route" which translates to "your face is my road".

Another way to say this is "smear the mud"
John to Eddy; "Janice and i got nasty after our date last Friday. She was feeling frisky and i was drunk as hell and had gooey poop so i figured i'd give her a Parisian Steamroller. She got so excited she screamed "Oui!" through the poop as it gargled into her mouth.
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Presiana

This person is very beautiful and smart. Blond with blue eyes. Loves parties and traveling. She has the best sense of humour in the world.

Loves to laugh and making people laugh.
There is no party without Presiana.
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Presian

Usually people with this name have a best friend with the letter V or G. They are often in euphoria.
Who is Presian? He is constantly tanned, but also very shy and did not know how to attract the attention of women
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Presian

Usually people with this name have a best friend with the letter V. They are often in euphoria.
Who is Presian? He is constantly tanned, but also very shy and did not know how to attract the attention of women
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