paleophobia

Fear of old things. From the Greek (palaios-, "old”) and (-phobos, “fear”).

Alice: I'm going to the museum. Want to come with me?
Bob: No thanks, old stuff creeps me out.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I dunno. Maybe I have paleophobia or something.

by もしら手 May 18, 2013

Paleocon

An abbreviation of the word “paleoconservative”, referring to political conservatives in the United States who advocate old or deeply traditional forms of ideological conservatism.

Should mainly be contrasted with “Neocon”.

Paleocons are the sworn enemies of the liberal and hawkish neocons.

by Idot11111 October 17, 2021

Parler

Parler is the new safe-space, echo chamber for politically conservative Americans, that emphasizes and protects free speech by blocking and banning anyone who says anything that sounds even remotely liberal.

"Sick of all this 'fact-checking bull shit! Cash me on Parler, how bow dah!?"

"Yes, that's how it works in ... ::checks notes:: Utah.... But have you ever considered maybe stepping outside of that parler bro?"

by Chroooth November 9, 2020

palentine

someone of PAL status at Valentines day, non sexual unless outlaw says so

outlaw is my Palentine

by jackass.ca December 13, 2008

i so pale

A phrase used when reporters don't know they are on air

R1: I so pale
R2: You're on! *giggles*
RE: *Begins to give the news*

by DukeSliver May 11, 2021

Diaper Pale

1. adj. The color of a squeamish or uninitiated individual's face when he/she encounters the more objectionable contents that can sometimes be found in diapers.

I thought it was okay to change little Johnny's diaper in front of the other guests, but when Bob saw all that green baby poop his face went diaper pale and he left the room. Anyway, he'll learn to get over it if he and Jane ever decide to have a kid of their own.

by drolmaeye July 9, 2010

parlez!

Although used in pirates of the carribean, it originated from the french verb meaning "to speak" which is actually "parler." Parlez is the vous(you plural i.e. y'all/you guys)form, also used as the command form. In pirates of the carribean it is used as the right to speak to and negotiate terms with the captain, etc.

Je parle! (I speak) Elle lui parle a.(She speaks to him/her) I invoke the right of parlez. (as used in POTC)

by Allie January 12, 2005