Parker

Parkers are sweet, funny, gentle, yet manly, and very polite. These boys are the type of boys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying or angry. They are very funny, always reciting the hilarious movie/show lines or just a story or joke. They captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. There amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes mesmerize you into a soothing, happy feeling. Their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her even in front of their/his/her friends. Parkers will always treat you important and nicely. They even laugh at jokes that arent funny just for the person to feel better. They are also very witty and smart.
Parkers know when they can act immature and when to fool around with his boys. They are perfect and well mannered in front of ladies and in front of his guys he lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy playing "Call of Duty" and soccer, with some football on the side. These men are great at dancing and can control their partners into a suave form.
They care about the way they look always dressing sexy and delicious in sweaters jeans Active wear and of course, ADIDADS!
Parkers arent ones to fall into temptation though. They know how to say no and stick to it. Once a decision is made in his mind, it is set in stone. They also take in past experiences and learn from them.
Parkers are all around great people, boyfriends, and/or friends.

friend: "aww girl your boyfriend is so proud of you. He is such a Parker!"
me:"i know... he is a keeper:)"

by HPgeek November 1, 2009

Mr. Parker

the greatest teacher to ever walk the face of the planet

a man so manly you wouldn't be suprised to see a bear corpse in he back of his pickup

A brown moustached stud who has aquied an intense man beard.

Seabiscuit

Student: Hey Mr. Parker your moustache is talking to me

Mr. Parker: It does that sometimes.

by The Source Which Is Awesome2 October 6, 2010

Parbel

Parbel is the idea of perfection, he has amazing hair that he styles himself.. He has a great body and dresses to impress. He has witty one liners such as "The girls at work always think I'm perfect" he oooozes confidence and charm... Guys fear him ladies want to be with him! But all that said parbel's are very hard to contain, be careful they don't like commitment or being tied down and are often mummy's boys! Who's that I'm talking about? That's right PARBEL

Girl- "hey lets get married?"
Parbel- "nah my mum won't let me"

Girl- "so where is this relationship going?"
Parbel- "I don't know! Does my hair look ok?"

by Your_on_my_list March 4, 2013

Charlie Parker

Receiving a blow-job while eating a piece of chicken in the back of a taxi or limo.

While riding home, I look over and Jim is getting a Charlie Parker!

by crcooper May 14, 2009

Parker Higgins

is my cupcake((:

thats one yummy parker higgins

by snickerdoodlerlka October 12, 2011

parker drake

Usually sucks at hockey and most sports and has a Little pinner

(Gayboiparker drake)

by Yoloswagmaster11199900044466 December 16, 2013

Parker

The perfect boyfriend. They'll act socially awkward when you first meet, but is a great guy once you get to know them. Probably plays guitar. They'll listen to all your problems and is a great friend. If you're lucky enough to be dating one, they'll feel like both a boyfriend and a bro. Probably likes that one thicc girl who's their best friend's childhood friend. They like social interaction but they're also complete loners. They're usually attracted to short brunettes with self-confidence issues. Parkers will love and care for you. They usually don't make the first move for fear of rejection. Will text back within 0.02 seconds if they're not currently occupied. A bit clingy, but in a cute way. But when a Parker falls in love, they fall HARD. Never let a Parker go. You'll never get this lucky again in your entire life.

Girl 1: So I heard that you were dating a really nice guy. He totally sounds like a Parker!
Girl 2: OMG how did you know?!?!?

by Noivern67 June 5, 2018