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Parasite

1) A person who leaches off its host, by taking any money they did not earn, by means of the host's wages, retirement, or other sources of income, and making no effort themselves to become self-sustaining and a functioning member of society, so that they themselves can become an independent being

2) A person who takes all of what another owns, e.g., property or money, and leaving them with very little to survive, nearly killing off its host, sometimes through the assistance of another, such as an attorney who is no different, who may assist with the slow death of its host through a sales pitch to the judge, that their client deserves to suck it's host dry of its money through alimony
"That poor excuse of a woman is such a parasite, living off her ex husband's money that she never worked for. She should get up and get a job so she can provide for herself. "
by Ex's Take My Life May 23, 2018
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Parasite

Trump is a fucking parasite
by Djcj101 July 20, 2019
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psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.
Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.
by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019
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Parasite

Someone that keeps spamming the chat with "add me" or similar messages.
New Player: add me
S0m30n3: Okay everyone, here's how you block parasites...
by RavensFlight April 18, 2019
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Parasite

Very offensive word used to describe venom
Brad: I have a parasite
Venom: PARASITE?!
by Bob Blake February 24, 2019
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Parasite

A username, handle or screen name that feeds off the popularity of the same username, screen name, or handle. When more than one user has the same screen name, and the other user has attempted to mimic the language of the first user to make the post look like it came from someone else.
The parasite now has your screen name and started trying to copy the way you talk to make it look like it was all your posts.
by Solid Mantis September 10, 2019
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Xtreme parasites

Irredeemable parasites.
The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
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