(Verb) to utterly decimate, destroy, wreck, usually in a way that was agreed upon by both parties, disregarding realities
“I went over to my Daddy’s house to get fucked but it was way bigger than I expected and he PANDEMIZED me sis!!!!!”
by Ceej3790 March 12, 2020
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by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020
Get the Pandemically permitting mug.During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.
“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”
by Youngwhit March 16, 2020
Get the Pandemic Pumps mug.In the event of a pandemic, Panchope, the holiday on the Friday following Thanksgiving as declared in 2013, shall include delivery and/or catering of breakfast while wearing pajamas. Distantly social precautions required.
by Hananabear November 27, 2020
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I had to take a walk to escape the Coronavirus lockdown and boy, everyone was walking around in pandemic pajamas!
by AxonL May 5, 2020
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by hornygirl2 May 11, 2020
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by JAKram May 11, 2020
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