ass painting

In construction work an ass painting is used as an initiation type ritual or right of passage for one seeking to learn the trades.

1st yr apprentice: "I told my journeyman my favorite color was red not knowing I was getting an ass painting... so needless to say i went around looking like a fuckin babboon for a week.

by JSmith lu 43 April 9, 2017

The Painting

When you ejaculate on her stomach, whilst making a picture.

Oi lads last night I did the painting to ur wan

by Antsmasher March 3, 2019

Chinese finger painting

Fingering a woman while on her period, then proceed to paint a picture on her stomach with the blood.

Last night I was Chinese finger painting the Mona Lisa.

by DirtyWank911 July 12, 2017

taint painting

Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).

Did you see my latest taint painting? I hung it at Jonathan's.

by Oliver Mercer and Edward Newton May 22, 2006

Painting the fence

When a male uses the tip of his penis like a paint brush the length of a womans vagina during or before intercourse

Before I stuck it in I was painting the fence to drive her nuts

by MRRJR March 21, 2010

Pixel Painting

When a typical medium(oils, acrylics, water color, pastels, etc.) artist converts to doing artwork digitally due to time restraints, lack of working space and more manipulative capabilities using editing software such as Adobe PhotoShop, PaintShop Pro, Wacom tablets or a mouse, etc. to render a final piece of art. These pieces of art are called Pixel Paintings. Artists that create artwork this way are called Pixal Artists as coined by the noted South Carolina Artist, Roderick A. Jackson. Jackson also started the nationally recognized art group called Exodus - The Artist Collective.

I love the way his new theme of pixel paintings are turning out; so like like and true to the original artistic style.

by Ansil January 13, 2008

painting your nails

guaranteed to get you pussy

i saw brad painting his nails bruh... thats so gay
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021