padophile

an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.

Did you hear about Scotty? closet Padophile, he bought one and didn't tell his wife.

by fleemsleem April 2, 2010

Padombo

A commonly used spanish term used to describe someone who resembles a wanker, knob jockey, comlete tosser, a person of low intelect, an emotionally unstable person. An extremely derogatory term to use. Does not often get used as a term of endearment.

Scene: Busy packed Pasha Nightclub/Ibiza: "Gonnae stop bumping intae me ya f**cking Padombo"!!

by Hairy Banjo September 18, 2006

PADOTs (pronounced padote)

PADOTs, commonly used as a synonym for chode, serves multiple other jobs in sexual literary works. The most common, is the acronymous saying of Passive Aggressive Dismissal Of Thought (and or actions) involving felation and fornication.

PADOTs can be characterized best by the consistently defected faulty y chromosome, found within the male species. There have been seldom spotting of PADOTISM within the female sex.

PADOTs (pronounced padote) in the noun form, PADOTATION, has often occurred when two people male and female engage in the risky sutra position known as the inverted alabama crab slammer. (see link) The women's gymnast like efforts as she is plays the role of masochistic beauty while the male (with a skewed perception of dominance) plays beast as he penetrates the female while playing the latest release of assassins creed or braid

"what your PADOTs don't know don't hurt him"

"Quit sticking that chodious PADOTEous beef in my spicy taco shell, and don't even think about squirting the hot sauce"

"totes PADOTEs"

"PADOTEs on the reg"

"PADOTEsfest 3000"

"PADOTEsville, USA zipcode 43210chode in my node"

by Tan-Tric and The Appointment January 6, 2010

paijo

Paijo is a nickname for a guy friend that we all love so much. Paijo usually has distinctive physical features such as bright shinny teeth or dophin-like forehead. Paijo smiles a lot more than an Agus or Bambang ever will. Paijo is a very nice guy whom girls like to friendzone from time to time again. Paijo is special indeed.

Paijo goes to the market. Paijo likes cucumber very much.

by Paijo van de burcht September 19, 2017

padfootspad

Padfootspad, one of the BEST mutuals you can have. Most people are scared of them but they’re the hottest mf on earth!

“Look what my favourite mutual padfootspad posted!”

by yeaholay May 31, 2021

The Padro

A fucking weeb. He plays too much sonic hentai, and worst of all...

isn’t sad that waluigi didn’t make it into smash. Beware the Padro. If you spot a wild Padro, please call the proper authorities [e-mail]

He can also make too much pizza

Izzy: OMG!! DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT PADRO SAID ABOUT MY SENPAI WALUIGI?!?
Mariana: No? What did he say??
Izzy: He said that WALUIGI doesn’t FRICKING DESERVE TO BE IN SMASH!
M: WHAT?!? THE PADRO!! HE SERIOUSLY DOESN’T THINK THAT WALUIGI SHOULD BE IN SMASH?!

by MorganFreeman7284 October 4, 2018

Padon

Some one who has a strange and inexplicable affection for furry rodents, specifically squirrels

That padon fucked that squirrel right now!

by Fawl May 29, 2009