Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

problem solved

when you solve a problem

"the murderer can't kill you if you are the murderer"
"problem solved"

by Kreous May 14, 2018

Proceed

Proceed

Noelle: L... Look, Kris! Another puzzle! H... How should we solve it this time?
Kris: Proceed
quick time skip
Puzzle: I am become ice cube

Berdly: Getting stronger... how? Kris, what are you doing!?
Kris: Proceed
quick time skip
Berdly: I am become ice cube

by ramisrealer October 9, 2021

Madara Problem

Sometimes called "Yhwach Problem" (after the second most famous case) Madara Problem is one of the most difficult writing conundrums: this one in particularly refers to a scenario in which a writer creates a character so monstrously overpowered and indestructible that nothing in the writer's universe is capable of killing the said character, and the writer is forced to either nerf the character to the point of destructibility (often defeating the character's original purpose) or killing them by an asspull.

Named after Madara Uchiha, a character from manga Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto. Reportedly, Kishimoto at one point admitted that even he himself didn't have any way of killing Madara, and had to resort to an asspull.
Alternatively named after Yhwach, a character from manga Bleach by Tite Kubo. Starting of as a high tier character, Yhwach was made nigh-omnipotent and immortal near the end of the manga, the combination of this and a tight schedule forcing Kubo to resort to a combination of nerf and an asspull to finally finish this monster off.

Ben: "Say, Jerry: this Dante character of yours is great, but he feels too OP. How does one kill him?"
Jerry: "I... I don't really know. I don't think anyone can. I don't think even I can."
Ben: "But you wrote him!"
Jerry: "..."
Ben: "Sounds to me like you have a Madara Problem on your hands."

by Helel ben Shahaar August 7, 2019

Pseudoscience Problem

The pseudoscience problem is a logical and pragmatic problem that understands the category of "pseudoscience" as a vague and bad category for analisys, since it can have a confuse using and even having inconsistent using majority of times, such as the neoatheist and materialist use of the term "pseudoscience" that might refer to everything that is not scientific and even to religious, spiritual, occult, supernatural, philosophical, cultural, social, political and economical themes.

"The pseudoscience problem shows how pseudoscience concept might be really inconsistent and problematic sometimes, mainly when used by neoatheists and materialists... We might need get into a new classification for scientific and non-scientific categories and even, maybe, counter neoatheism and materialism inside science, for avoid problems such as the pseudoscience problem."

"The pseudoscience problem is a good way to understand why we should be pragmatic and relativist inside scientific and non-scientific issues, mainly if it is about evidences, since we have evidences of all kinds, not just scientific evidences, it is even useful for show the cult to scientific/objective evidences might be countered inside science and the formulation of new ways to search for evidences and even adopt epistemological anarchism for openly scientific and non-scientific themes, since the scientific method might have its own problems such as pseudoscience concept."

by Full Monteirism January 6, 2021

probie

A new worker, or a newbie.

in NCIS, Tony always calls McGee a probie because Tony is a senior field agent and McGee is a junior field agent.

by beatlefan156 July 29, 2009

wii have a problem

When something breaks or goes wrong during the use of a Nintendo Wii. The term originated when handstraps broke and people started breaking their stuff when a controller went flying...

Person B is playing a Wii.
*CRASH*
Person A: What was that?!
Person B: Uhh, Wii have a problem. See that window over there...?
Person A: Why is there a BIRD in here?

by cooljdude August 22, 2007