Presidential Pepper Log

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.
by Neutered Chimp February 09, 2021
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Presidentially Rigged

1. Poor quality. See Ghetto "improvised, or home-made (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from ghetto dwellers and non-ghetto dwellers alike"
1. The hatchback on my 87 Honda Civic Si won't stay shut, so I presidentially rigged it with some duct tape and vice grip pliers.
by hymie2 January 15, 2009
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2016 presidential elections

A sign that the apocalypse has come
2016 presidential elections, Idiot Elitist Feiminist VS Criminal Liar
by November 17, 2016
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2008 presidential race

The result of the 2008 presidential race

was O.B.A.M.A.
by FOUR the god of defining October 25, 2015
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Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.
Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!
by Mr Lopes June 07, 2015
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When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.
“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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The act of pleasuring yourself by licking your own Asshole. Used in reference to inventing an award to present to yourself.
What a coincidence! My cat was receiving a Philip kotler presidential award while Modi was receiving the same.
by Class struggle memes January 15, 2019
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