T-Pose

An anti-thot group that is on the front lines of the war on thots. The main way that is used to dispatch these horrible abominations by this group is by t- posing (the art of closing around a target with arms out in a t-pose trapping them in between the thot officers.)

Person 1: Do you see that tier 4 thot over there?
Person 2: Yeah, should we go t-pose that bitch?
Person 1: No we should wait for backup it looks powerful.

by Thot Vaporizer III June 6, 2018

Poseidon's Dragon

A sexual act involving cunnilingus, where a woman squirts into your mouth with such force and volume, that it comes out of your nose.

I was eating Candy last night when she hit me with Poseidon's Dragon! At least my sinuses are cleared out now.

by CC-Mac May 21, 2021

Poosey

Somebody scared of their partners.

"Sunny is a right old Poosey, he's scared of his missus and has to watch what he says/does so it doesn't displease her"

Man1: what are you doing Sunny tonight?
Sunny: nothing, going to stay home with the wife, she's not happy with me and so I have to make it up to her by cooking her a meal"
Man1: You POOSEY!

by Ghazi January 29, 2008

T-pose Tuesday

T-pose Tuesday is for flexing on lower IQ to let them know that you are their superior.

*Whole gang T-poses on peasants on T-pose Tuesday*
Everybody else: *dies*

by Big Jam June 9, 2018

Poseferatu

People who, whether out of mental/social dysfunction or excessive movie/book/game fandom, like to pretend (in a non-ironic manner) that they are vampires. Includes Anne Rice fans, fans of books about sparkly vampires, certain substrata of goths, and the sort of really strange people who post on I'm-a-vampire internet boards.

"Let's go to the movies."

"Oh, not tonight. That new vampire movie is out, and the place will be choked with the Poseferatu. I don't want some fat guy in a cape getting pancake makeup on my jacket."

by Ken the Popehat Blogger June 22, 2009

myspace pose

getting a little too much into posing for pictures.

ironically on the website myspace, almost every user has this same pose.

Wow! That girl's getting really into that myspace pose!

POSITION:
-eyes looking upward not toward camera
-arm in an awdward position: elbow out, peace sign directed to ones own side of face.
-pucker up lips

by Lizzle Gio October 7, 2007

Poseidon's kiss

When you go to the bathroom and the water splashes your rump after taking a dump.

Hey... did you have a Poseidon's kiss when you were in the washroom?

by Heather Crystal December 28, 2016