Pooanoid

One who excessively wipes after a poo in fear that it is never perfectly clean.

Dammit Steve! You clogged the toilet with toilet paper again! Quit being so pooanoid!

by Gus Maverick January 7, 2011

poobar

Cheap pot that's got all kinds of chems and plastics in it to bulk it out

Jay: Hey man just got some pot on the cheap, doesn't seem right...
Jimmy: Probably poobar man, next time score some green.

by T@richards October 20, 2011

Poodas Iscariot

One who escapes from doing anything that is asked of them by claiming to need a poo.

*After Dinner*
Kim Jong Mum: Charles Can you do the dishwasher?
Charles: I need a poo
*Scarpers to the bathroom*
Kim Jong Mum: Wow he's a real Poodas Iscariot

by Jasel4 February 11, 2015

Pooba

a godly rare sex toy that is used in the creation of holy water

john fucked the pooba sphere and his dick fell off then he died a quick painful death

by bonar78 December 5, 2020

flodgy poocan

Someone pretending to be a square

Stop being a flodgy poocan

by Lucy parsnips February 20, 2018

Shlan poofa

A way for Ken and Barbie to refer to their foot fetish without it being clear to the children watching it. All so it's pg

I have a shlan poofa.

by Greg4321 July 19, 2019

Poogasm

When you take a shit that feels so good after holding it in for such a long time that it feels orgasmic.

Person 1: "I just had the best poogasm ever."

Person 2: "That must have felt so good, how long have you been holding it in for?"

by Th_wilvot October 30, 2008