pole wrecker

when a whore wrecks your pole with her poor ass skills while takin your junk in the jaw.

Anne wrecked my pole because she is a dumb cunt who sucks at suckin dick. what a dumb whore that pole wrecker is.

by chonger December 1, 2005

Pole monkey

One who loves the cock

Brinsley Cross is a pole monkey

by Aurelius March 31, 2005

Pole Axed

Pole Axed

The pole axe was a weapon used in medeival England. It was literally an axe atop a long pole. Originally the term meant to be killed with such a weapon; it later came to mean being violently killed with any such weapon or instrument.

When the running back was hit by the middle linebacker, he went down like he'd been pole axed.

by Dasher8400 March 7, 2007

pole-toucher

Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."

"Here, have some of my homebrew."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"

"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."

by bortschuss May 1, 2007

pole pusher

One who pushes poles, usually in a homosexual manner.

John Berg's life demonstrates how to be a pole pusher.

by The Seede September 14, 2007

Pole Bouncing

The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.

Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....

by Javad0g July 24, 2009

Pole Roller

Person who rolls from one penis to another.

Whore,Slut,Prostuite,Pole Roller

by Bethel_Glad June 20, 2010