A for-profit youth rehabilitation program in Poland Springs, Maine that is designed to force its own wards to actively promote its own continuation and at the same time work, guard, and punish one another.
It uses a brutally intense work structure as well as food and sleep deprivation to keep its residents in a constant state of exhaustion, fear, and humiliation of which the latter has actually been documented by Elan as a "therapeutic tool".
The program only exist due to a complete monopoly held on the child's communication to the outside world and the complete inability of the Maine Department of Education to make visits to any institution, categorized as a school, without a 24-hour notice to said institution.
It uses a brutally intense work structure as well as food and sleep deprivation to keep its residents in a constant state of exhaustion, fear, and humiliation of which the latter has actually been documented by Elan as a "therapeutic tool".
The program only exist due to a complete monopoly held on the child's communication to the outside world and the complete inability of the Maine Department of Education to make visits to any institution, categorized as a school, without a 24-hour notice to said institution.
Damn, I remember when I was in Elan School-Poland Springs, Me. I was forced to scream and degrade other children for 18 hours a day until it seemed so normal that I was convincing the newer residents to do it. I would even turn them in if they said anything that hinted at the fact that they wouldn't or that it didn't make sense. What the hell was I thinking?
by ELAN GRADUATE January 25, 2011
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While a "You forgot Poland" comment seems true, in reality the event never actually happened in the first place.
A "You forgot Poland" comment is weak and a sign of desperation because even if it *did* happen as claimed, it would still be a really weak and practically meaningless point.
While a "You forgot Poland" comment seems true, in reality the event never actually happened in the first place.
A "You forgot Poland" comment is weak and a sign of desperation because even if it *did* happen as claimed, it would still be a really weak and practically meaningless point.
Person A: "Secondly, when we went in, there were three countries: Great Britain, Australia and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better."
Person B: "Well, actually, he forgot Poland"
(Person B has failed to realize that Poland was not actually in the group that "went in". Only in August of 2003 did Poland finally send troops, and it really had no effect anyway, merely a token, noncombat force.)
Person B: "Well, actually, he forgot Poland"
(Person B has failed to realize that Poland was not actually in the group that "went in". Only in August of 2003 did Poland finally send troops, and it really had no effect anyway, merely a token, noncombat force.)
by Watchful Eye October 1, 2004
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Reply to someone pointing out a dinky little detail that you didn't mention, but which is basically irrelevant, to demonstrate what a completely anal-retentive idiot you consider them to be. From the George W. Bush comment to Senator John Kerry in the 2004 American election debates.
You: "Of course, James Bond was played by Roger Moore, Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan."
Anal-Retentive Idiot: "You forgot George Lazenby."
You: "Yeah, well, you forgot Poland."
Anal-Retentive Idiot: "You forgot George Lazenby."
You: "Yeah, well, you forgot Poland."
by Kit and Caboodle August 25, 2005
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Person B: Timmy's a little bitch, he would have spent his whole time getting pegged by them. He was definitely Mr Poland.
Person B: Timmy's a little bitch, he would have spent his whole time getting pegged by them. He was definitely Mr Poland.
by BigChiefMojoRising August 24, 2018
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A character from the cursed show of hetalia, but will always be something more.
A character from the cursed show of hetalia, but will always be something more.
"Holy shit Estonia, here comes Hetalia Poland!"
"No Lithuania, don't look at him, the last time you did, you ejaculated everywhere and I had to clean it u-"
"..."
"Dammit Lithuania, I think some of it got on my face."
"No Lithuania, don't look at him, the last time you did, you ejaculated everywhere and I had to clean it u-"
"..."
"Dammit Lithuania, I think some of it got on my face."
by Probably not aesthetic June 6, 2019
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If you hear someone say this its probably stuck in their head from watching Tiktok or the music video.
If you hear someone say this its probably stuck in their head from watching Tiktok or the music video.
by theonlysm!th October 7, 2022
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Elan's purpose is not to change an ill-behaved child into a well-behaved child, but rather to return home a responsible young adult.
Elan's purpose is not to change an ill-behaved child into a well-behaved child, but rather to return home a responsible young adult.
I remember as a new student (Elan School-Poland Springs, Me.), I was crying when I was told to scrub a garbage can as a punishment for something so minor that I can’t even remember the cause. I has stopped cleaning it, and that was when the staff determined that I has to be restrained and dragged to “the corner”, isolation in a room to the point when one barely feels human. I tried to fight back, as any normal person would do when one is touched and forcefully grabbed without consent. Instead of just bringing me to the corner, the staff had other students hold me up, my hands and feet restrained, as other students were forced to scream and degrade me.
by TruthSeeker76 January 13, 2011
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