by Skimbo Jackson November 27, 2011
Get the Polar Gook mug.The Polarpus is such an animal of majestic nature that it is rarely seen but upon sought of such an animal this is what you will find. The creature is made of a large polar bear head and upper body. As the hairy body comes to an end large, very profound, octopus tentacles lavishly extend. There is need to be frightened by this lovely beast for it will inflict pain upon you.
"Have you seen jack?
"He said he was off to find the great Polarpus."
"Oooooh, i guess we wont be seeing him again."
The legend of the Polarpus,
There was a magical day in which the most extraordinary of events happened. An extremely lonely octopus met a lovely polar bear and from there a polarpus was conceived. To this day it has still not been scientifically resolved. The great polarpus was born and abandoned left to nurture itself. Living amongst the crude animals of the waters the polarpus sought refuge in revenge. As it grew and grew to unnatural sizes the polarpus came to the great Ionian sea and overpowered Messina, Italy. Upon destructing the city the great polarpus made its way back to the ocean where it survives in the depths of the deep blue.
"He said he was off to find the great Polarpus."
"Oooooh, i guess we wont be seeing him again."
The legend of the Polarpus,
There was a magical day in which the most extraordinary of events happened. An extremely lonely octopus met a lovely polar bear and from there a polarpus was conceived. To this day it has still not been scientifically resolved. The great polarpus was born and abandoned left to nurture itself. Living amongst the crude animals of the waters the polarpus sought refuge in revenge. As it grew and grew to unnatural sizes the polarpus came to the great Ionian sea and overpowered Messina, Italy. Upon destructing the city the great polarpus made its way back to the ocean where it survives in the depths of the deep blue.
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The patient exhibited polarbearism by continuing his delusional rants against the international right-wing cabal of invisible pixies despite a lack of evidence for their existance
by A right-thinking pixie November 29, 2004
Get the polarbearism mug.Gay slang for a grey haired, older, hairy chubby guy. Or a guy that looks like Santa Claus without the suit.
by Tomahhtoe May 4, 2009
Get the polar bear mug.the north star. however, it is not the brightest star in the sky. it's just the closest star to the north pole.
by deVVVVVVVVVV April 10, 2008
Get the polaris mug.A word used to describe a person who is or acts "bi-polar" or whose mood is completely unpredictable to an extreme level.
My girlfriend's mental diagnosis was so off the charts that they said she wasn't bi-polar - she's tri-polar!
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Get the Tri-polar mug.Comes from the song Hey Ya! by a group called Outkast intoning women to shake it out on the dance floor. Refers back to when people used to wave around or fan their instant photos in order to dry them. The popularity of this song/phrase caused the Polaroid company to put out a press release warning people NOT to shake today's Polaroids because it would ruin them.
She knew how to attract men: she would get out on the dance floor and shake it like a Polaroid picture!
by geekgurl September 25, 2004
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