Pussy Plucker

someone who, instead of shaving or getting waxed, takes the excruciatiating and horribly long pain and quite a waste of time, to pluck their pubic hairs using a pair of tweezers.

someone who likes pain around the external skin of the vagina.

someone who, plucks their pussy.

Damn. look at the way she walks. I mean, she's got to be a Pussy Plucker!

by hannah!Issawhoreee. September 3, 2010

Plunkin

The act of recieving a blow-job while taking a shit.

I was horny and had to shit, so i figured I'd kill two birds with one stone, so Brandi gave me a plunkin.

by Prosser August 28, 2007

Mother Feather Plucker Syndrome

This is term applies by the same rule of thumb as "Feather Plucker Syndrome" found in this same Urban Dictionary. There is one major difference... This 'Feather Plucker' is a mommy!

Get out of that smoke-filled bathroom with that baby, you mother feather plucker syndrome actin' bitch!

by gravy111 November 22, 2010

plunka

A fun synonym for the penis.

Awe look at his cute little plunka

by ooh ahh ridge January 18, 2011

Plucklestuck

An act of hitting someone while embarrassed

Sh-Shut up! I will plucklestuck your face if you don't stop calling me cute!

by ExcavateUrAth June 25, 2018

Plucking the old Banjo

When she gets you off and you nut from her tugging on your banjo string aka the penile frenulum.

Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.

I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

phucktarded

A combination of the word "fuck" and "retarded" except spelled a little differently. A phucktard is someone who is so fucking retarded it is almost not humanely possible.

My Psychology is so phucktarded she accidentally xeroxed the key to the test rather than the blank test, and handed it out.

by Fara April 9, 2004