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Plucking the turkey

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
by antron76 October 1, 2012
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pluck the cat

"hey mom, ima go pluck the cat"

"its looking like a congo down there, better go pluck the cat."
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Plucked

To be absolutely astonished, taken off-guard, or surprised.
Example : “When Stacy showed up at the movies with Tammy’s ex , I was PLUCKED.”
by senseigi January 31, 2023
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Plucked

The dude was disrespectful to my mother, so I plucked him.
by Versatology February 27, 2022
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Pigeons Plucked

Child I need to get my pigeons plucked, they are cutting through my shoes
by Jogafl May 7, 2011
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Pluck

Don't listen to this pluck.
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plucking the gander

1. colloquial phrase
2. Plucking the feathers off a male goose
Man, I was really plucking the gander all day today. I went to the grocery store and got an apple.
by germangarfield February 20, 2025
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