Plucking the turkey

Shaving one's scrotum.

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!

by antron76 October 1, 2012

pluck the cat

shave my vagina

"hey mom, ima go pluck the cat"

"its looking like a congo down there, better go pluck the cat."

by RYUHD October 2, 2017

Plucked

To be absolutely astonished, taken off-guard, or surprised.

Example : “When Stacy showed up at the movies with Tammy’s ex , I was PLUCKED.”

by senseigi January 31, 2023

Plucked

To punch someone in the face.

The dude was disrespectful to my mother, so I plucked him.

by Versatology February 27, 2022

Pigeons Plucked

Getting a pedicure

Child I need to get my pigeons plucked, they are cutting through my shoes

by Jogafl May 7, 2011

Pluck

A stupid or foolish person.

Don't listen to this pluck.

by Maximumoverdrive69 February 21, 2024

plucking the gander

1. colloquial phrase
2. Plucking the feathers off a male goose

Man, I was really plucking the gander all day today. I went to the grocery store and got an apple.

by germangarfield February 20, 2025