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I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.
Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA
by BujuArena October 10, 2018
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face pirate

When your recieving head and you pull out squirt it on her face only hitting one eye. It burns bad and she closes the eye and says arrrrrggggg making a pirates face.
My wife went out for holloween with a face pirate.
by mark snider February 13, 2004
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Moseley Leisure Pirate

A nauseating, skinny-jean, faux leather jacket, beanie wearing 'trendy' from the Moseley area of Birmingham, UK. Similar in appearance and behaviour to their London counterparts: the Camden Leisure Pirates.

Famed for Facebook profile pouting, irreverent devil-may-care staring into the middle distance and constant 'status updates'.

Contempt for his fellow man often written across face.

Do not attempt to slalom through a group of them in a busy Fighting Cocks, because the arrogant wank stains won't move due to being engrossed in using the word "random" in conversation; so you'll end spilling your pint down yourself.

Generally hated by the Moseley 'norms'.
by Quelmo Rodriguez June 16, 2010
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milky pirate

a pirate that drinks alot of milk, and he gets from place to place in a peddle boat.
Beware ze milky pirate, beware ze milky pirate.
by driscoll January 11, 2007
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pirate hooker

Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.
You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.
by Samson III December 28, 2005
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Pirate tea bag

Placing one testicle over a sex partner's eye.
by Timmy the Geek January 13, 2009
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pirate vision

When you are so drunk you drive with one eye closed.
Tom: Hey Kev, how did you get home last night?

Kev: I was so fucked i had to use pirate vision.
by Q Nash October 11, 2016
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