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pole pilot

A homosexual who flies man meat into his ham hanger.
Jose is an so flameboyant, he is definately a pole pilot.
by crank April 25, 2005
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Pilot Wings

A Pilot school-simulation game released for the Super Nintendo back in 1991. You would go through a series of tests, like flying a plane around and then landing successfully, you would also fly around on jet-packs, hang gliders and even sky dive onto targets.

Pilot Wings 64 (1997) would be a much large improvement over the original 1991 version. On the N-64 version, you could fly around freely in large 3D island places and crash into stuff and hear your character scream like a bitch while he/she crashes. =D
I have Pilot wings for both the SNES and N-64. The first one was fun, but the N-64 version is much better!
by The Harmeister March 28, 2007
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Islamikaze Pilot

An Islamic terrorist with a suicide vest, who jumps off a tall building into a crowd, detonating the vest at the last second before impact.
The Islamikaze Pilot was killed when he hit the ground before he could detonate his vest. Fail.
by What's Left of Dr Jazz June 30, 2008
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co-pilot

A friend who sits shotgun and helps you watch for cops, rolls joints and flags down bitches when you're out cruizin the strip.
I need a co-pilot for this trip.
by Bomni February 8, 2005
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pilot program

A new idea at a large company that either management has no faith in it being successful (hence they implement it on a small scale) or is a brilliant idea that one unit can convince management to do (although management will take the credit when it goes company-wide). Either way the folks running the pilot program will receive the least support and the utmost scrutiny from supervisors and jealous snarkyness from their coworkers. Much like real test pilots although there is less chance of death (usually).
Watercooler Guy 1: "Did you hear that Steve's department has a laptop pilot program?"

Watercooler Guy 2: "Yeah, that will never work. Steve will screw it up. I wonder if I could convince my boss to get me a laptop though."
by Steve from Corporate December 16, 2011
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Jelly Pilot

The sexual act of hanging upside down on someone, like a standing 69, and giving a blow job to him/her while he/she has jelly smeared over his/her genitalia and runs around in a circle with his/her arms out like an airplane.
by DonOvan April 4, 2012
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Penis pilot

A man that has such a small brain, that at times he has to let his Penis make decisions for him, this leads to many awkward social interaction
Man, Dave was such a Penis pilot yesterday, he was hitting on this girl and WOULD NOT accept that she wasn’t interested
by Nikola_The_Tesla December 8, 2019
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