Ass pilgrim

One who has performed anal sex on someone for the first time. (First time for the recipient.

Sarah finally let me put it in her {ass}. I'm officially her ass pilgrim

by Pylesdriver January 31, 2017

pull a scott pilgrim

when you get eloped with a minor similar to the character, Scott Pilgrim from the self titled series

to pull a scott pilgrim: "when you get eloped with a minor similar to the character, Scott Pilgrim from the self titled series "
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Person 1: "hey did you see John's new girlfriend? The 17 year old?"
Person 2: "yeah, I think they met at his sister's highschool graduation party"
Person 1: "he really pulled a scott pilgrim"

by mangg April 2, 2024

Pilgrim’s Boot

Taking “Das Boot” to the face post-Thanksgiving feast and proceeding to puke all over the family dining table.

“Ever since Normandy, Grandpa Wallace has done the pilgrim’s boot at every Thanksgiving dinner.. I think he took i t too far this year after he puked in Grandma Lenora’s ashes.”

by notgrandpawallace November 17, 2017

Pilgrim

Someone visiting there in-laws for the first time bringing disease.

Melissa brought her "Pilgrim" of a boyfriend over for the holidays getting everyone sick.

by DELCASPERADOS December 26, 2017

Canned Pilgrims

A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.

My family is making turducken, cranberries, and Canned Pilgrims for our Thanksgiving feast.

by DISCOTRON August 31, 2016

Pilgrim

Showing up to a retreat of beautiful white privileged women with your clothes not fitting right, having not showered that morning, some fresh visible acne, carrying a bunch of equipment because you traded the be there and you're still trying to appear cool.

"I walked into that room, full of beautiful women, wearing no make-up feeling like some fucking pilgrim"

by thefirstpilgrim March 4, 2020

Window pilgrim

An immigrant trying to illegally climb through the recent safe window America has created.

Them window pilgrims are lucky they're in those sanctuary cities or they'd all get deported.ly

by akfourtynine October 22, 2019