Amish Paintball

When a woman on her day of the month bends over, forces herself to sneeze and blow out her used tampon onto her unsuspecting friend(s)

Girl one: want to play some Amish Paintball with me?
Girl two: what's Amish Paintballing? Do we, like, throw tomatoes at each other? Hehe.
Girl one: no, you play it like this! *bends over and sneezes out and shoots used tampon onto girl two*

Girl two: EEEEWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FUCKEN GROSS!!! *bends over and sneezes and shoots her own used tampon back*

by AFellar November 8, 2024

Beer and Paintball

It's what you tell your friends you are doing over the weekend when you're embarrassed to tell them you are hanging out with your wife/girlfriend/partner

Yeah, I can't play in the online tournament because I am going to Beer and Paintball. Sorry to let you all down. (complete lie)

by joestealthmode April 5, 2019

pinballocks

The act of repeated drains, outlane bounces and straight down the middle rebounds causing the player cuss to shove the machine until it tilts.

I couldn't get my groove going and instead of playing pinball I had a game of pinballocks.

by Pinballman August 9, 2009

pinball smile

The most beautiful smile in the world. When she smiles, she lights up just like a pinball machine when you hit the jackpot.

I can't remember my own name when she flashes that pinball smile of hers.

by A hopeless romantic November 12, 2010

Pinballin

After you bone a trick and you wreck that pussy,you then drop your balls in her loose wrecked pussy

Me-Dude i boned this fine chick lastnight
Mike-Damn dude you wreck that shit??
Me-Of course
Addison-Did you pinball her
Me-Nahh didnt think about it
Steven-Dude you shoulda went pinballin

by Colt,Addison,Mike,Steven January 6, 2010

Louisiana Pinball

When you get your cousin to give you head and you start waiving your dick around in their mouth making Pinball noises every time you knock out a tooth.

I went to my aunts yesterday and I enjoyed some Louisiana Pinball over there.

by IndianSauce March 5, 2017

pinball rape

When someone "humps" a pinball machine in an attempt to nudge the ball in a certain direction, or to dislodge the ball out of a stuck position. The player humps with the pelvis because his or her hands are too busy simultaneously smacking the flipper buttons.

Sometimes pinball rape is performed as an ill-advised mating ritual display. A "tilt" can happen, causing the machine and all human on-lookers to shut down completely.

Ever since Ricky committed pinball rape on the Theater of Magic, I just can't enjoy the game at all.

by bingobastard July 21, 2009