A town located in the Southern Willamette Valley that is known as "Track Town USA" and the world's highest pollen count. Home to the Oregon Ducks, not much to do here in this outdoor sports-centric town, but go hiking, bicycling or some weed. It also has large skate parks more than any other city in the country which attracts a load of youth that unfortunately snakes you from time to time. Seriously, there is ALOT of skilled bmxers here, making me feel like a noob on my own regular mountain bike.
The disadvantages of living in this town is that some may feel that the winters are too mild/warm (and very humid) and the summers too hot and dry. To go into specifics, during the Spring on most days nighttime low is freezing while the daytime high is in the middle-upper 70's F. What other area in the country is like that, excluding the desert and mesa regions near the Rockies? And in the summer, one day the daytime temp will be 90 F and the next day would be 70 F and the day after would be 85 F and the day after would be 72 F ect. I mean, wtf? Why can't temps be more consistent here in the summer? Is there any climate like this?
The disadvantages of living in this town is that some may feel that the winters are too mild/warm (and very humid) and the summers too hot and dry. To go into specifics, during the Spring on most days nighttime low is freezing while the daytime high is in the middle-upper 70's F. What other area in the country is like that, excluding the desert and mesa regions near the Rockies? And in the summer, one day the daytime temp will be 90 F and the next day would be 70 F and the day after would be 85 F and the day after would be 72 F ect. I mean, wtf? Why can't temps be more consistent here in the summer? Is there any climate like this?
I am from Eugene, Oregon and fortunately I like all the outdoor sports entails, but it's a shame I'm freezing in the morning and hot in the afternoon on a "nice" spring day. Come summer, and it won't be long 'till the temperature flip-flop daily like a chameleon...
by OnSexyCloud69 April 20, 2019
We live across the street from the supermarket, so instead of driving, my roommate and I usually Oregon Trail our shopping cart full of groceries back to our apartment, dodging rush-hour traffic.
by emrysaki September 28, 2008
A place that looks like it’s straight out of a story book. There are people singing and dancing on every corner. Everyone that is homeless actually has loads of cash and is homeless for the “aesthetic”. The only jobs people have are; growing pot, a struggling artist, a snobby actor, a bitchy waitress, or a hilarious bartender. If you visit you will always come back. There are many retired old people that run all day but they are very rude, so don’t piss them off. So come on down to Ashland Oregon, where everyone looks dirt poor but makes more money in an hour than you do in a year!
by Sackpant February 26, 2018
When a gay middle aged man is tired of his sex life w his partner , so to spice it up a bit he shoves a lubricated mason jar filled with mice into his gay lovers anus.
by Alex little dick November 13, 2018
With all of da wildfires in da West recently, it might not be too long before there may actually need to be one or more Oregon-transplants just to keep da area's basic infrastructure operating normally.
by QuacksO December 23, 2021
While slamming a girl in the ass, pull out as soon as her crap is comming out.
Drag your dick from her anus, through her ass crack, between her tits and to her mouth, while making sure you leave a solid trail of shit over her body.
Celebrate the end of the journey with a rough deep throat.
Drag your dick from her anus, through her ass crack, between her tits and to her mouth, while making sure you leave a solid trail of shit over her body.
Celebrate the end of the journey with a rough deep throat.
by ColonelPrittius March 22, 2018
Home of the Spartans and Phil Sheridan Days. A short 15 minute drive to Spirit Mountain Casino.
"The only good Indian, is a dead Indian. " - Phil Sheridan, City Founder and Namesake
There's never a shortage of circus antics and meth-addicts who are more than willing to pee through your mail slots on your doors. There's a 30% homeless rate in the high school.
Single-handedly funding the CPS department.
Rivals with Willamina, home of the Bulldogs.
AKA Shompton.
"The only good Indian, is a dead Indian. " - Phil Sheridan, City Founder and Namesake
There's never a shortage of circus antics and meth-addicts who are more than willing to pee through your mail slots on your doors. There's a 30% homeless rate in the high school.
Single-handedly funding the CPS department.
Rivals with Willamina, home of the Bulldogs.
AKA Shompton.
by GreenJalapenoJelly February 04, 2017