optimistake

A situation that goes wrong due to your mistakes because you expressed way too much optimism than it deserved.

I sense that this deal could go wrong with our optimistake behavior, let's be careful.

by sgrbn May 28, 2018

Optomisdick

A penis that is hopeful and/or excited about obtaining ejaculatory means by way of something other than masturbatory measures.

Honey, we've got an optomisdick to please tonight after you get home from work.

I've got an optomisdick feeling about my date tonight.

by Blantern August 1, 2018

eptimistic

your cock is huge

i'm eptimistic

by big dick cai May 30, 2022

GOPtimistic

Feeling confident dat da Republicans will prevail in a vote, win da election, etc.

If you're overly GOPtimistic, it likely means dat either you don't see da "elephant in da room", or you've ignored a "white elephant" dat is gonna inconveniently/embarrassingly "rear its trunk" sometime in da not-too-distant future.

by QuacksO November 20, 2023

poptimistic

Cheerfully confident dat a saucepan of "'splodin' cereal" will satisfactorily "do its thing".

One should not be overly poptimistic if da grain you're heating up with oil is either too old, or it's gotten really wet prior to being broiled.

by QuacksO November 20, 2023

optomystic

Feeling positive and supportive regarding a divine-power guru.

Harry Houdini was not overly optomystic regarding so-called spiritualists and mediums; in fact, he made it a side-business to debunk and expose a majority of them as da shameless frauds and humbugs dat they actually were.

by QuacksO April 22, 2025

Omnimistic

Omnimistic(adjective)

Pronunciation: /pm.nI'mis.tik/

Holding the belief that all philosophies, religions, worldviews, or systems of thought contain some truth or value; embracing a universal, inclusive form of optimism that recognizes potential goodness or meaning in everything.

Omnimist (noun)

A person who holds an omnimistic worldview- someone who sees value in all perspectives and believes that truth or positivity can be found in all things.

"Her omnimistic attitude allowed her to learn from every belief system without conflict."

"The philosopher was an omnimist, finding wisdom in both science and spirituality."

by Xero Ark July 10, 2025