On Oneism

Mastering the art of truly being On One with out causing any problems or drama in ones life. An enlightend state very many attempt and few achive.

Dave “Dude the E.O.O. has been sippin of the same handle of jb for the last week”
Steve “He is truly a master of On Oneism”

by oneder April 30, 2005

Onesto

It means honest. No, seriously, it does.

And usually, people who are named Onesto aren't honest.

Jennifer: That guy really is an Onesto! He's so honest to me."

Jocelyn: What did he say?

Jennifer: He said he's never gotten a blowjob.

Jocelyn: But.. but I gave him one last week.

by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011

Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

Ageless male all round mans man never ages only gets better looking my friend. Lives large lively.

When he drinks beer he drinks it all. Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

by Tell all May 13, 2012

Oneism

New belief system - Est: October 2008 - All religions referenced, also taking science into account as one - Tree of Life is the Creation - Historical proof listed at oneism.org - Love replaces worship - witnesses of The Tree of Life testimony as introduced by Wayne Herschel.

Oneism, A belief system based on 18 years research and new witnesses coming forward - october 2008

by Senenmut January 17, 2009

brittany oneill

a porn star with huge tits

did you just see brittany oneill bang out two donkeys?

by CRAIG HRABEL January 26, 2010

onethousandsome

Having sex with 100 people

person 630:There is two dicks in my ass and 5 in my pussy
person 384:I’m buried in pussys!
person 999:How many people are there 1, 70, 530, ITS A ONETHOUSANDSOME!

by Aquarelique September 30, 2020

onitchmyster!

this is mr onac headmaster of tewkesbury skool! he is an illegal immigrant (see immigrant) he thanx the likes of saddam hussien. he is a turkish twat and has his own turkish time. if u go 2 our skool u no wot we mean!!! so we hate him and u dnt want to come across him!

this is wot he sed:"the fact im here, i almst have to thank saddam hussein as he hasnt caused a pre-christmas campaign."

by blahhhh November 14, 2003