Wind Job

a natural phenomenon that occurs when the unharnessed suction power of the earth's winds bring a man to orgasm unexpectedly. The resulting feeling provides new motivation for the affected male to seek a career in renewable energy development.

“I appreciate wind jobs" - Mitt Romney

by Dark Chocolate V2 October 17, 2012

fuck this job

What everyone should say when they quit their job.

"Fuck this job, I quit!"

by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

Log job

When a turd is half way in and out of your ass and someone bjs it.

Roxanne is nasty, she gave me a log job last night.

by Kong Dong 69 January 25, 2020

Facebook job

Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.

I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.

by Extra Mayo June 09, 2016

a Jill job

This is a stereotypical female unskilled entry level job such as cashier, waitress, clerk.

Susan just got a Jill job down at the truck stop.

by I, Wreckerrr November 07, 2020

clap job

handjob in the form of claping someone's wein

yo anna! i'm feelin' extra freaky tonight, how about a clap job?

by clapqueen420 November 23, 2016

ghosting the job

When a large group are assigned to a big rush job, one or more quietly disappear.. only to suddenly appear for a short while, as though performing tasks involved in the project. NOT! They are slipping off to text or other private tasks of their own. They are.. 'ghosting the job'.

Boss: 'Hey you guys - have you seen Russ or Dave?' Um.. yeah, they were just here a second ago.. but I can't see them now. Oh, here they come. Boss: 'You two are screwing the pooch! Quit ghosting the job and get busy!!'

by Century25 October 01, 2013