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office slut

The office slut is usually has no ability to perform office work. she does however look the part. She works out so her body is impressive, her hair and nails are always done. However when she opens her mouth to speak you realize she is a complete idiot. She will be given a permanent position at the office quickly even though she can barely read and write properly. She usually is sleeping with her married manager boss or whoever else she can have sex with to advance her career. Other office workers usually hate her and she is shunned by most male workers for fear of loosing their jobs if the manager sees them talking to his fuck toy.
"DB is the office slut. She has only worked here two years and has been screwing one of the managers since the first week. For her efforts she was soon promoted and she still can't do her job, but she'll never be fired.
by hardworking non hottie April 15, 2009
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office ass"

a female that looks good at work mainly because all of the other females are ugly as hell.
She is "office ass", a ten here at work, but out in public she would just be a 6.
by UUdog October 3, 2007
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The oval office

guy#1: Hey, where were you?

guy#2: I was pooping in the oval office !!
by Amsh August 1, 2012
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Officer Polaski

A character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. He is the sidekick of the corrupt policeman Officer Tenpenny. He is fat and assumedly Polish. Gamers are to get the impression he is being used by Tenpenny.
Officer Polaski's last words after being shot by CJ were "can I fuck your sister?"
by CJ_the_big_man February 24, 2009
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Employment Officer

A person who is appointed by the Job Centre, to fail you in nearly every aspect of life.
'Hello i'm Sam; i'm your Employment Officer'
'My your stuby fingers look like sausages'
by Venom_of_Oswestry May 12, 2009
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watching the office

"Watching 'The Office'" is a term to be used when referring to fingering a girl, but having to be discreet while talking about it.
Ron: "Yo, what'd you guys do at her house last night?"
Hank: "Her and I just ended up watching The Office for a while."
Ron: "Nice."
by BirdJesus June 25, 2017
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office monkey

A person employed in an office, usually in a subordinate, low-paying position.
"I got a job at Microsoft, but I'm just an office monkey there."
by x January 22, 2003
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