beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

by Cappy1 July 10, 2018

off sum

to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol

Brad: aye bruh did you see that bit from the party the other day that hoe had to be off sum.

by Quann478 May 29, 2021

Ryder off

To spontaneously retreat home, often citing outlandish and ridiculous reasons

"We had a great night planned, but Jeremy had to ryder off"

by DanAshmore July 6, 2012

Lezzin' It Off

When Girls commit any act of lesbianism!

Oh dear, Charlene and Her mate got so pissed yesterday, they started lezzin' it off! It was phat, they were scissoring and everything!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

chugging off

self gratification to dirty porn for distance

Last night I was chugging off to amateur milf porn and I shot my jizz 2 feet.

by TheChuggernaut July 27, 2015

Flip Off

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How cool is this flip off?

by Nelson Cepeda September 17, 2006

pound off

Male masturbation. Popularized in the Christmas special of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia."

"Sew me into the couch. I hide in there all the time to catch Charlie pound off."

by FlipFlipFlipadelphia March 15, 2010