When you try to solve a problem, only to make it much worse for you and everybody involved. A shorter alternative to the phrase "sank the boat to kill the captain".
"You know, we were perfectly fine sitting in the dark! You didn't have to pour gas on the fire!"
"Sorry, just a bit of accidental kamikaze..."
"Sorry, just a bit of accidental kamikaze..."
by Mythheart December 16, 2016
Get the accidental kamikaze mug.Going to the bathroom for an innocent reason (bathing, hygiene, grooming) but ending up masturbating furiously or partaking in other sexual acts often that are intense whilst in the bathroom. A verb describing hormonal boys but is not exclusive to the gender.
He went to go pee but you could hear him accidentally playing the violin.
Billy used to frequently accidentally play the violin but now he mostly does it in public.
"I'm going to the bathroom now." "OK but be careful to not to accidentally play the violin"
Billy used to frequently accidentally play the violin but now he mostly does it in public.
"I'm going to the bathroom now." "OK but be careful to not to accidentally play the violin"
by Maxim Bovich Afonin May 27, 2018
Get the Accidentally play the violin mug.When one employs the well-intentioned albeit condescending misogynism of a neckbeard by mistake, often through a misunderstanding that occurs through timing or coincidence.
Woke guy #1: Just left rehearsal for Fiddler on the Roof and still had my fedora on. Went to fix it as this woman walked by me, and I'm pretty sure she thought I was tipping my hat to her.
Woke guy #2: Man, what an accidental neckbeardism. Bet you just want to die.
Woke guy #2: Man, what an accidental neckbeardism. Bet you just want to die.
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 4, 2019
Get the accidental neckbeardism mug.When you call somebody out for being on that fuckery and they say they didn't mean to. How do you accidentally fuck something up.
by Tanksaidfucktwelve July 21, 2023
Get the Accidental fuckery mug.by BurningCulprit July 29, 2023
Get the accidental death mug.When someone accidentally makes a girl fall for him without having that intention at the start. Very rare phenomenon that cannot be learned or thought.
Mark: Yo yesterday night I had a normal conversation with this girl and he was so down for me at the end of the night
Luke: Yo you've got ACCIDENTAL RIZZ!!
Luke: Yo you've got ACCIDENTAL RIZZ!!
by wannaberizzler October 20, 2023
Get the Accidental Rizz mug.Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon
urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf
urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf
by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022
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