oprah on a ham

to eat like a pig

Frank was on that dinner like oprah on a ham.

by richdick January 10, 2009

Oprahsode

n. term for one of the most powerful hours of television hosted by the most powerful media whore this country has ever seen, who is forever adored by her empty-headed minions that cling to her every word.

ex. "Did you see yesterday's Oprahsode with Dr. Oz? Oprah did it again. She said va-jay-jay!!!"

by Gorham May 10, 2008

Oprah-Logic

(oh-pruh-lawjick) ; Noun: a shapeless, shifting, feelings-driven form of reasoning, with a propensity to give too much consideration to whatever happened to be
the most recent statement made in a line of argument.

The 6th grade's class teacher's use of Oprah-Logic in her daily classes creates a lazy intellectualism that lends itself to impairing critical thinking skills.

by webjc April 18, 2009

Oprah

The female equivalent of a sugar daddy. A woman who takes care of her man while he just spends her money.

"Man, every time I go out, I'm spending all this money on these females. I'm trying to get that Oprah dawg!"

by Milk Money Elli May 19, 2009

obeah

Southern Carribean form of the practice of voodoo. Originating in the British West Indies.

'im workin' Obeah'
obeh man/woman

by The Ashman May 13, 2005

Oprah Winfrey

The source of all men's problems. THis bitch has ruined all mens lives by teachin women to be more independent and to basically fuck up mens lives. SHE MUST ME STOPPED!!

Oprah Winfrey has fucked up my life because my wife thinks sex is evil due to this fat bitch.

by Giants8189 June 26, 2005

going Oprah with it

To go on the television-show of Oprah Winfrey.

Interviewer:"So you had chemo that cured your hepatitis C; that must have been hard on you."
Steve:"Yeah, I'm thinking of going Oprah with it."

by Swords&Scoucerers October 13, 2006