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Hobosexual

When one is sexually attracted to homeless men and/or women. A word made up entirely by a sixteen year old girl named Molly, who is, herself, a hobosexual.
You: Heeeey, man, I seen a hobo lyin' on the streets yesterday, gettin' banged by some nasty lookin' chick.
Me: Yeah, that was me.
You: Ew, why'd you fuck a hobo?
Me: Duh, I'm hobosexual.
by Maiqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 25, 2008
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hobosexual

A gay dude with a cold.
"Yeah, it's true. I'm -achoo- a hobosexual."
by Lenses January 3, 2008
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Bosexual

When youre only attracted to women 35 years old and up.
Yo, i think im bosexual. "Why?" Because your mom looking mad fine rn.
by BigSmexyBo March 18, 2021
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Hobosexual

One who becomes only aroused by the presence of a hobo. Can be either a woman or man, but can only be sexually attracted to a Hobo. Even if the Hobo is one dirty motherfucker, is missing a leg, and has scabies, a Hobosexual will still become aroused.
"Hey, Jim just came out of the trash can."
"You mean he's a Hobosexual now?"
"Yes, what a fucking weirdo"
by Brad Pitt September 12, 2008
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hobosexual

A man or woman who possesses such loose standards that he or she will take even the dirtiest, most parasite-ridden fleabag home for the night.
"Did you see who Wendy picked up off the dance floor? I wouldn't even touch that with fireplace tongs."
"Are you kidding? He's exactly her type. She's a complete hobosexual."
by H.P.Liferaft October 1, 2006
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Boosexuality

(noun) boo-sek-shoo-al-i-tee 1. sexual desire or behavior directed towards a boo
"Only with the presence of a boo, can my boosexuality be truly upheld"
by Boosexual Man August 26, 2011
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hobosexual

one who consummates the natural attraction all humans feel toward the homeless.
Can you believe those hobosexuals who volunteer down at the soup kitchen? They trade extra scoops of food for sexual favors.

Charlie brought that hobo who holds the door open at Popeye's to his sister's wedding. He's such a hobosexual.
by Doctor Exotik August 7, 2011
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