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oswald

a lovable little shit, normally a dude who is hot. kinda takes your breath away 😳
oswald is kinda cute doe
by starcrazei March 6, 2020
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Oswin

Originates from Doctor Who. A strange and hilarious girl who is up for anything. She'll always be there for you and is great at cheering you up. Will murder anyone who hurts her friends.
Don't mess with Oswin.
by SassyPoliceBox September 24, 2017
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Lee Harvey Oswald

The sexual act of hitting someone from a very far distance with your semen, preferably from the upper story of a warehouse onto a government official.
Deed, i totally surprised Jen with that Lee Harvey Oswald. She had no fucking idea what hit her.
by brown sugar69 June 17, 2010
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Oswego, IL

Pretty shit town on the suburbs of chicago. Absolutely nothing to do here, besides roach infested dairy hut, and shu's sushi. Kids are either preppy ass rich white kids who go to the prison known as oswego east, or drug addicted wannabe thugs who go to oswego high.
Hey man, im thinking of moving to Oswego, IL
Fucking dont. It sucks.
by Cullen Barker September 27, 2019
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Oswald the lucky rabbit

Mickey mouse's long lost brother.
10 year old: OMG I DID NOT KNOW MICKEY MOUSE HAD A LONG LOST BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SOOOOO SICKKKKK

Oswald the lucky rabbit
by Maxinezz July 8, 2023
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Lake Oswego

Although some say that all these definitons arent true and they show that Lake Oswego isn't that bad, it is. Those people are probably just 40 year old lo moms who want lo to look good. it sucks. Lakeridge is the only good school, Lake Oswego High School doesnt know how to party or have fun.

Anyways, LO consists of
0.6% black
4.6% asian
2.3% mexican
1.4% other
and of course, 91.1% white
99% of the moms are botoxed in more than 7 ways
.3% are botoxed in just 1
and the other are real
Lakeridge has a higher acedemic rate than LOHS, but also has more drinking and drug problems.
90% of the kids have BMW's, Jeeps, or Mercedes, the others are just super cool.

Also known as Lake BigEgo, Lake NoNegro, and the Bubble

Also similarly is West Linn but they are nothing compared to Lake Oswego
1st person (from Hillsboro "I can't believe you live in LO. Haha i bet everyone drives bmw's and wears juicy"
2nd person (from somewhere else) "shhh dont offend them."
Lake Oswego person "Nah its chill, its all true. *ring ring* there goes my phone, i have to pick my mom up from botox. love ya, tata, byeee"
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lee harvey oswald

Retard: Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK! Look which way his head fell!

Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass.
by HTTR21 January 17, 2008
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