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Open Casket

The term for when you take a huge dump, preferably one log, throw the tissue in the trash for optimal visibility, and then put the toilet seat up and leave it for the next person to discover.
"I left a Open Casket at work." " I have the perfect dump for an open casket!"
by TenFold January 11, 2010
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open minded

Having a mind willing to listen to opinions that are different from or conflict with your own; unbiased; unprejudiced.

Unfortunately, it has become a term used by condescending to describe themselves or to mean "you should agree with me."

The irony of term being that modern psychology disproves that people are incapable of being truly open minded. Therefore, if one was to claim that they are open minded, they must be willing to acknowledge that they are not open-minded.
(After a debate on the internet)

Lindsay: You should be more open minded.

Elise: So, in other words, I should agree with you? You are aware you are not being open minded.
by Commonsense September 5, 2012
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open door policy

While living in a community usually in the college setting, such as a dorm or apartment. Open door policy means masturbating whilst the door remains open for the rest of the house/dorm mates to see.
Matt: Dude go walk by 706!

Neil: Why?

Matt: Brian is enforcing the open door policy!

Neil: Oh Gawd!
by LeeH May 1, 2011
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open leg policy

A promiscuous woman who will have sex with pretty much anyone. A slut.
'I'm horny, think I'll go see Claire she's got an open leg policy' said Tom.
by Ryudo M December 27, 2007
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open kimono

(adj.) - A business marketing plan that allows consumers to know what's behind the entire operation, with no secrets kept inside the proverbial kimono
"The new e-reader runs on an open kimono strategy, and sales are going through the roof."

-- overheard at a watercooler at Tokyo computer firm
by PRwiz101 August 29, 2009
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open for business

(n.) One within the age of coquetry and over the age of legal sexual consent. Between jailbait and being too old too fuck. Particularly used to descibe easy young ladies.
Lindsey has been open for business for quite a while, haven't you been sucked dry yet?
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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Open Asscheeks

The practice of spreading one's asscheeks open with your hands to allow for easier penetration during anal sex.
"Did you do open asscheeks with Jenny last night?" - Bob
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve
by Stephen D. April 17, 2007
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