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Release the Oompa Loompas 

1. v. to unsnap a woman's bra, thus freeing the beautiful milk-maids (i.e. Oompa Loompas) from captivity.

2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!
1. That chick is so corn, I can't wait til I can Release the Oompa Loompas!

2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?

Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!

Oompa Loompas 

Oompa Loompas are the best creatures ever! They love all and have an amazing work ethic. They are also the best characters from charlie and the chocolate factory hands down. There outfits are amazing, And their hair is super cool looking. Oompa Loompas forever!!
"wow what a great Oompa Loompas"

Oompa Loompas 

Duke depp/ Willy wonka TikToks fandom they are very nice if you did nothing wrong but I feel you hate on one Oompa Loompa you got the rest of that fandom comeing to beat your ass
Damn I will never mess with the Oompa Loompas

Oompa Loompas 

Oompa Loompas are very strange looking people, usually very small of stature, that are pressed in to service and relied upon by Beta Bro and other Metro Sexual men for doing normal projects around the house that real, masculine men normally do.

In particular, the Beta Bro takes great pride and gets very serious while watching the Oompa Loompas drive around in their hilarious little tractors while the Beta Bro directs them and barks nonsensical orders while drinking whiskey sours and other girly drinks made from automatic drink pouring machines, which in turn are usually made in little Oompa Loompas factories.
You are not going to believe this John. Our brother had a small tree fall down in the yard, and instead of getting a chain saw and spending 20 seconds taking care of it he brought in the Oompa Loompas again and insisted they bring their little tractor!

Oompa-Loompist 

A person who discriminates another individual because they are an Oompa Loompa
Guys don’t be friends with him, his a oompa-loompist

OOmpah loompah 

those creepy lil orange guys from willy wonka and the chocolate factory
OOmpah loompah by Trong April 9, 2003