An Italian chain restaurant, loaded with salad, breadsticks, and Ande's mints.
If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.
If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.
Tom- Dude I'm finally gettin' some poon!
Josh- Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?
Tom- I'm takin Tasha to the Olive Garden
Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?
Tom- Where at?
Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden
Tom- You faggot
Josh- Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?
Tom- I'm takin Tasha to the Olive Garden
Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?
Tom- Where at?
Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden
Tom- You faggot
by icecreamdinner July 24, 2009
Get the Olive Garden mug.Similar to a red bone or a yellow bone but it refers to an ethnic girl with olive skin (Italian, Greek, etc)
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for anyone who reads this you should go there and when the waiter asks you if you want cheese on your salad and you say yes ,the waiter will say, "say when" don't say stop
A guy sits down at olive garden.........
waiter: would you cheese on your salad
guy: sure
waiter:say when(starts grating cheese)
guy:......................
guy:................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
waiter:grating cheese
waiter: would you cheese on your salad
guy: sure
waiter:say when(starts grating cheese)
guy:......................
guy:................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
waiter:grating cheese
by i am sergey March 1, 2011
Get the olive garden mug.Used in Air Force initiation rituals and some fraternities. The soldier/pledge is blindfolded, bare-assed, and squatted over a block of ice. A whistle is blown and he must find an olive (or sometimes a cherry) on the block of ice using only his ass and the screaming (and conflicting) directions of the hazers. Once he finds the olive, he must secure it by clasping it with his ass cheeks. Then he must carry it across the room while being tripped and yelled at (and he's still blindfolded). Then he must drop the olive into a dixie cup. If he misses the cup, he has to start over again. The person/pledge who takes the longest has to eat all the olives in the cup.
by Gemini1220 January 5, 2008
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Get the Olive Skin mug.When you pour olive oil on your breadstick and shove it in a freshly tossed salad then pull out and "grate your cheese" all over them, then before you're done, you slap your half limp noodle on their ass and pronounce it "Al dente!"
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Get the Olive garden mug.Someone who is exclusively or primarily sexually attracted to people from the Mediterranean area of Europe (i.e. Italian, Turkish, Spanish, Greek). The combination of dark curly hair, big brown eyes, olive skin, and a well defined butt usually stimulate these people.
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