Ridic-O'Clock

The hour of ridiculous, so late at night or early in the morning that it can't be expressed by a concrete hour.

Though it generally refers to the time between 3:00 AM and 7:00 AM, it can be used in place of any time the speaker finds absurd.

"I can't go home with her, I have work in the morning and she stays out till like, ridic-O'clock.

by Hen Byams October 18, 2011

crazy o'clock

That time of night when everybody who's still out is crazy drunk and anyone with sense is safe at home.

Some girl just drunk dialed me and already forgot that she did it and now some guy just drove over the lawn instead of the driveway, it's crazy o'clock, time to go home.

by FucilloHuge September 2, 2014

Blem o'clock

Legit means what it says. its time for a blem.

"Yo Elroy, what time is it?"
"It's blem o'clock"

by elroysgae December 1, 2019

Dooke O'Clock

When you gotta take a Mondo dooke.

Yo Lil Carlo its dooke O'Clock.

by NoFapWarrior69 June 6, 2018

Why O'Clock

That terrible time of night when you are lying there in the dark, staring up at the ceiling, asking whatever deity to which you subscribe why in the world you are still awake and cannot (pleasedeargod) get to sleep because you have to be up in 2 hours. Not caffeine or stress related. When spoken, heavy tone of desperation on the "why". Often associated with fear of knowing the sun will be up soon and looking like you were hit by a train that day.

I couldn't drag myself out of bed this morning because I was lying awake at "why o'clock", replaying the last scene from Halo 3 over and over in my head, worrying about my taxes, and humming the Family Guy theme song. I wanted to cry.

by dees9 January 2, 2013

Attention O'Clock

The time at which an attention seeking whore regularly texts a meme, joke or uninteresting anecdote to a group message to garner a response and/or attention.

Jane Doe just sent a text. It must be Attention O'Clock.

by Vegas Rollers April 5, 2023

SMD O'clock

The time of day, month, or year when a bro needs a blow job
Derived from the latin abbreviation S.M.D= Suck Me Dickitus which translates into Suck my dick in modern day english.

Male: Yo honey, let me take those pants off
Female: Not now, Carlos, it's my time of the month
Male: Time of the month? Girl its SMD O'clock!

by llamajockey September 18, 2011