crazy o'clock

That time of night when everybody who's still out is crazy drunk and anyone with sense is safe at home.

Some girl just drunk dialed me and already forgot that she did it and now some guy just drove over the lawn instead of the driveway, it's crazy o'clock, time to go home.

by FucilloHuge September 03, 2014

O'clock 30

when you're too drunk to know what time it is, so it becomes o'clock 30 at all times

"Hey Aaron, what time is it?"
looking at wrist: "o'clock 30"

by FF5 January 27, 2019

Dooke O'Clock

When you gotta take a Mondo dooke.

Yo Lil Carlo its dooke O'Clock.

by NoFapWarrior69 May 15, 2018

Blem o'clock

Legit means what it says. its time for a blem.

"Yo Elroy, what time is it?"
"It's blem o'clock"

by elroysgae December 01, 2019

Attention O'Clock

The time at which an attention seeking whore regularly texts a meme, joke or uninteresting anecdote to a group message to garner a response and/or attention.

Jane Doe just sent a text. It must be Attention O'Clock.

by Vegas Rollers April 05, 2023

Why O'Clock

That terrible time of night when you are lying there in the dark, staring up at the ceiling, asking whatever deity to which you subscribe why in the world you are still awake and cannot (pleasedeargod) get to sleep because you have to be up in 2 hours. Not caffeine or stress related. When spoken, heavy tone of desperation on the "why". Often associated with fear of knowing the sun will be up soon and looking like you were hit by a train that day.

I couldn't drag myself out of bed this morning because I was lying awake at "why o'clock", replaying the last scene from Halo 3 over and over in my head, worrying about my taxes, and humming the Family Guy theme song. I wanted to cry.

by dees9 January 02, 2013

Poo O'clock

Needing to poo

Bob: I need to poo, it must be Poo O'clock

by sad_lil_b3an June 16, 2018