fuck note

A letter written with the intent of seducing a person into sexual intercourse

I'll write her a fuck note

by smashronnie March 15, 2017

Sloppy notebook

When you find your girlfriend’s diary, blow your load on a page, and then proceed to hit her in the face with it when she asks you what you’re doing with her diary

Friend1: how was last night?
Friend 2: I got bored and found my girls diary. Read a few pages, and then she walked in....I gave her a sloppy notebook.

by Jimjim26 March 9, 2018

White note

Much like the fabled Brown Note, the White Note is a theoretical frequency. While the Brown Note eminates from the rear the White Note is localized in the frontal region. In scientific terms, the White Note causes the sexy bits of all those who hear it to become excited and expel...

"Hey man, what happened to your pants?"

"Oh, that. Some asshole blasted me with the White Note."

by Socks and box July 19, 2019

Mark Noble

The Mark Noble (sex position)- two foot tackling an unsuspecting bird, mounting her as she's down and then bottling her just as you're about to cum, all while singing Chas & Dave's "Rabbit"

My sister got mark nobled last night lmao

by Riceforeire October 8, 2019

Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad

Jack Brockton-Nobles dad is not real.

He went missing in 2008 when his wife became pregnant with his son and then she became a man.

Oh my god! Is that Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad
No, it is just his mum. His dad is over there *points to sky*

by Jack Brockton Noble’s dad March 22, 2022

mad note

Anything can be described as "the mad note" if considered; excellent,entertaining, surprising, unexpected or awe-inspiring.

That was the mad note!

(or for geater emphasis) Dude! that shit was the mad note!

by Carl Ashford December 27, 2003

Samsung Galaxy Note

The best phone in the world. Comes with a ridonkulous screen that is bigger than your mom

Dude1: Dude i got the best phone in the world!
Dude2: Which one?
Dude3: The Samsung Galaxy Note...DUH! You're so stupid.

by Mohammad Adib June 10, 2012