Skyrim Monkey

Another name for someone who eats their own shit
Man: I met someone last night named Brenan, he was cool until I found out hes a Skyrim Monkey
by BrenanSuxCox April 12, 2020
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Skyrim boner

The feeling of sheer euphoria experienced while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Usually results in a hard-on.
"Wow, that's a good item. I have such a Skyrim boner right now!"

"Hey man, got any plans today?"
"Na, just sitting around with a Skyrim boner."
by JRPAPERSTACKS November 21, 2011
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Raging Skyrim

When you are having sex and just before you cum, you pull out and yell, "FOS RO DA!" and spray your load in her face.
Guy1: Hey I had awesome sex with my gf last night!

Guy2: Really? Did you do a raging Skyrim?

Guy3: Yeah, i sleighed that Dragon!
by Dovakhin November 23, 2011
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Skyrim-job

Man 1: Dude have you seen the new Elder Scrolls trailer?!

Man 2: Are you kidding me, man? It gave me a Skyrim-job!!!
by xman2008 April 04, 2011
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skyrim jew

a person that plays skyrim and feels the need to pick up every misc. object they can find to sell for a quick buck.
my little brother is such a skyrim jew he thinks he needs to take everything he can see
by jayhalker April 25, 2012
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Skyrim job

giving someone a rim job
..While taking an arrow to the knee
GUARD: "I used to be a young skyrim jobber like you, then i took an arrow to the knee"
by Daikatana8 December 21, 2011
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skyrim together

The fabled Skyrim mod that promised what many players were desiring.... multiplayer! Except it still hasn't come out after such a long time since the announcement of development. The devs tend to keep you interested by posting videos of the mod working but not allowing an alpha release. Now the phrase is used to describe things that will never be completed or broken promises.
"Oh, that's just another Skyrim Together"
"Your word is just as good as Skyrim Together"
"Half-Life 3? That's just a Skyrim Together"
by rockcrusher15 July 01, 2018
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