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noobslinger

A noob-slinger is one who kills many noobs in a video game. i.e. Call of Duty 4 & 5, Resistance and Resistance 2, Killzone, etc.
the term "noob" is simply another way to spell "newb", which is short for "newbie". The "slinger" part of the word originally came from Gun Slinger. A noob-slinger is simply a highly skilled player who kills the other layers with ease.
noobslinger: adjective; noun Dude you are such a noobslinger!
noobsling: verb; adverb You better watch out before I noobsling you!
noobslung: verb, past You just got noobslung!
noobslinging: verb; adverb Lets go noobslinging!
by noobslinger February 19, 2009
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Noobsaki

(Noob-sak-ee)

1. an insult used to imply someone is a Noob but it is many times more fun to say

2. a sack of Noobs, the plural of noobsack
"this kid is definitely a Noobsaki" "who is this Noobsaki?"
or ... "that was as bad as a Noobsaki with, like, a lot of Noobs in it"
"man, I'm so hungry i could eat a whole Noobsaki (cannibals only)"
by Liam Gank October 28, 2009
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noop

An afternoon poop; Commonly taken at the end of a lunch break as a result of food and continuous coffee consumption; Sometimes referred to as an '"afternoop."

Not to be confused with a moop.
You should have seen the massive noop I took today after lunch!
by Jerktart July 29, 2011
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noop

An utterly useless co-worker. This is much worse than clueless as the clueless can often be trained to become cluefull. Also written as 'no-op'.
That marketing puke is such a noop.
by TimC April 25, 2006
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because god hates noobs

The answer to a question you don't know the answer to. Trust me it works.
Cisco Teacher: David, can you please explain why you should send out an ARP request every time you renew your IP address on a class C network?

Me: ...because god hates noobs!

Cisco Teacher: 10 points on your next test as a bonus!

*we start making out(shes a chick btw, and super fine)*
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noobsauce

the act of being a total noob used for 1337speak community on such games as Counterstrike, Warcraft 3 or Diablo2
omg j00 are teh noobsauce!
by Dirty_Dan2000 November 18, 2004
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Chocolate Noose

The Chocolate Noose is an act of where a male and a female take on a sexual position in the form of the female on all fours and the male coming in from behind. More commonly known as doggy style.

To achieve The Chocolate Noose, during the doggy style sex position the male must remove his penis from the females vagina and quickly push it into the females anus, the female in surprise now turns to look round, and as she does you must punch her the fuck in the face (as hard as possible) to knock her clean out unconcious. The act of punching her and knocking her out means the muscles in and around the anus constrict meaning a tighter hole.

Thus comes the term: The Chocolate Noose
1. My girl loved the chocolate noose last night! shame she wasnt concious to realise it though..
2. I would give her the ol' chocolate noose.
3. I wish i had enough courage to try the chocolate noose on my girl!
by Nick Hill January 1, 2009
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