shitty sleeper

the act of taking a persons pillow case, turning it inside out, wiping your ass with it, turning it right side out and replacing the pillow.

tim gave tommy a shitty sleeper now tommy has pink eye.

by nubz9 January 10, 2013

Lemoyne Sleeper

A sexual act between somewhat consenting adults, involving one partner mounting the other while he/she is asleep, whispering "Lemoyne Sleeper, the one stop bedroom shop" in the sleeping partner's ear, followed by a sock to the head with a pillow. As the partner on the bottom jolts awake, the one on top enjoys the ride.

Gina couldn't sleep due to her own arousal, so she stroked Jimbo's cock until it was fully engorged, upon which time she climbed on, gave him a Lemoyne Sleeper, and quickly reached orgasm as he thrashed around underneath her.

by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt September 6, 2011

Sneaky Sleeper

somebody who's drunk, and see's her dormate doing something sneaky, and deny's it.

That ALEX such a sneaky sleeper!!!

by skyler shagwell April 18, 2007

messy sleeper

One who is really messy when they sleep. For example, excessive drooling, pissing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.

Devin: Hey Sean. Have you heard that George sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?

Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?

Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.

Sean: They are such messy sleepers.

Devin: Agreed.

by doctord0192 December 25, 2007

Sandusky Sleeper

It is when a man sneaks up behind another man and puts him into a sleeper hold/choke. When the guy being choked out begins to lose consciousness, the guy committing the choking begins to fondle him from behind. The man being choked then loses consciousness while having a fading awareness of being groped. This renders a feeling of child-like helplessness.

The other day, I laughed histerically when Jeff gave Tim a Sandusky Sleeper in the gym shower and then left him there on the floor curled up in the fetal position.

by Rusty Shackleford85 March 15, 2012

Seattle Sleeper

When a males ejaculates on their partner's face while they are asleep.

My girl wouldn't give it up last night so I jizzed on her face when she was asleep. Man alive, she hates a Seattle Sleeper.

by CPL Punishment March 25, 2009

sleeper hold

The woman pushes in on the prostate (from the taint region) while performing oral sex until the man ejaculates. The man then eats a handful of Twizzlers and passes out.

Liz and I were going at it last night, then she put me in the sleeper hold and I didn't wake up until noon.

by Sarge Ent March 29, 2010