Nikolai 

A sweet-talking brainiac who could probably talk his way out of any situation. He’s a bit of a show off, but his confidence is admirable. Underneath all his cockiness, he’s secretly the world’s biggest sweetheart. He’s obsessed with history, Teslas, Elon musk, video games, and Chick-fil-A (understandable). Claims he’s too busy to read a good book even though he sleeps throughout the day. Pushes himself WAY too hard, but is successful because of it. But most importantly, he’s the cutest person alive.

Nikolai, go to bed!!

Nikolai by TotallyNotTessa May 19, 2018

Nicolas 

Nicolas is the best guy in the world. Every chick in the world is in looooove with him. He is athletic, cool, popular, and has an amazing smile. Every time he smiles at you, you can't resists the urge to smile right back. He is smart because he gets good grades. He is skinny because he works out, and he is just plain out awesome.

OMG is that Nicolas!! He is soooooo hot!! 😍

Nicolas by DemWafflesRYum December 26, 2014

nikolai fraiture

A fantastic bassist.
Plays bass for The Strokes.
Fellow band members include: Julian Casablancas, vocals; Nick Valensi, lead/rhythm guitar; Albert Hammond Jr, lead/rhythm guitar; Fabrizio Moretti, drums.
The greatest and sexiest band to ever walk this earth.
The Strokes = orgasmic.

guy1 - hey dude, you heard of Nikolai Fraiture?

guy2 - yeah! he plays the mellow and smooth bass lines in the sexiest band ever, The Strokes.

guy1 - dude, are you gay? sexy? wtf?

guy2 - fuckit. they turned me gay!

nikolai fraiture by Lauraa. July 30, 2006

nikolai fraiture

Franco-Russian soft-haired and soft-spoken bassist for the Strokes. Often found in the background of photos and obscured by a lot of hair. Has great taste in literature and a heart of gold. Plays chess and Trivial Pursuit.

I met Nikolai Fraiture and we talked about how "Crime and Punishment" was actually inferior to "The Devils."

nikolai fraiture by Maria Varela November 15, 2003

Nikola Tesla

1. The smartest man that ever lived. Period. Did crazy/awesome things like almost destroy an entire city block in New York, designed the first death ray, and melted one of his assistants hands with xrays (by accident). Was also pretty darn crazy, if that wasn't obvious.

2. Also, best vampire ever, as portrayed in Sanctuary, which happens to be a super awesome show. Edward Cullen, eat your heart out!

The world as we know it would not exist without Nikola Tesla.

Nikola Tesla by liltyke207 January 2, 2011

Nicolas Caging 

The act of gradually destroying your own success, or burning up your good will.

Even though Nicolas Cage is one of the highest paid celebrities in the world, the actor is broke and lives paycheck-to-paycheck to afford his millionaire lifestyle (he owns castles, plural). So now the more terrible movies he does (just to get paid), the more people forget what they liked about him. He's downward spiraling. He's Nicolas Caging.

AKA the slow, humiliating Crash and burn.

"How's my new job going? Honestly, I should update my resume, because I am just Nicolas Caging this thing into the ground."

"Our first date was going really well, but then I told her like a hundred knock-knock jokes. Yeah, she pretty much lost interest once I started Nicolas Caging..."

"Did you hear about that guy who won the lottery and is now on welfare? That's some hard-core Nicolas Caging right there."

Nicolas Caging by ColinStandsUp November 3, 2011

Nikolai Gogol 

A Russian terrorist from the manga series Bungo Stray Dogs wants to kill his friend Fyodor for some sorta freedom, does magician type shit and has huge thighs.
Part of the Decay Of Angels along with Sigma and Fyodor, very interesting character ngl

Person 1: I simp for Nikolai Gogol
Person 2: get therapy bro

Nikolai Gogol by StarIsEnby May 28, 2022