Creamy New Years

The act of taking the most vial and disgusting hooker, getting twenty dudes to cum in her, shake a champagne bottle and letting it off in her vagina without cleaning it, then you proceed to drink the champagne from her.

Okay, we're all set! I got the champagne, now who wants a Creamy New Years?

by Slugedge January 13, 2021

New Year's Evegotism

The generic term for the predictable "I've had such a great (insert year), look at what I did" status updates and tweets in the lead up to the new year.

"Urgh, I hate Facebook this time of year."

"Yeah, my timeline's covered with New Year's Evegotism"

by Hammeh_ December 31, 2013

new year's eve

Dec. 31st, the day before Jan. 1st. On that night you are supposed to get drunker than you have the whole year, in order to usher it out for the next year of drinking.

If you don't get fucked up on new year's eve, Ima kill you.

by Dirty January 2, 2004

New Year's Eve

The last day of the year, December 31. The day before the new year, therefore New Year's Eve.

Hooray, it's New Year's Eve.

by Isi Oamen December 28, 2003

New Year's Eva

an ugly chick you end up with after drinking alot on new year's eve.

wow New Year's eva was ugly

by jaxercise December 31, 2008

new year's eve

The last night of the year in which noone really gives much of a shit about, but almost everyone uses the day as an excuse and tries to get totally wasted and/or laid.

Hey, its what i plan to do!

by Steve-O December 29, 2003

new years eve

new years eve is actaully a verb: to new years eve, someone

It begins when two couples are drunk and are sleeping in the same room. (originally on New years eve and in bunk-beds) Couple A is on the bottom, and couple B is on the top. Then, a few minutes after the lights are off, couple A starts to go at it. Pretty soon, couple B, dizzy and lying awake on the top bunk, are rocking back and forth, mortified from the drunken, horny sex going on below them.

Sam: Tres, we're going to new years eve your ass tonight! (said from member of Couple B to member of Couple A, so that Couple B can have their revenge)

by Couple B March 1, 2008