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cargo net

the pubic hair surrounding the 'bung hole' or anus. commonly used to catch accidential 'cargo' in a net like fation. thre is a diffrence between a dingleberry and 'cargo' in that a dingle berry can break loose at any given movement and a peice of 'cargo' is firmly supported.
i frequently use my brothers toothbrush to free any unwanted 'stragglers'
by shoot UPS trucks May 17, 2004
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Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score.
"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"
by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008
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nazi.net

A home site for nazis to express their hatred of jews and anybody or anything else they feel is a good target to express their hatred that truly roots from their tragic childhoods of being raped and abused and brainwashed, looking for fathers and raising each other to fill the hole from their failed parents, hopes and dreams.
Blah blah, conspiracy talk, fuck the jews, blah blah blah, heil hitler, blah, fuck joosevelt. - nazi.net
by Joofoot3 June 2, 2008
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aiso.net

"You should host your web site at aiso.net"
by thejagerhunter September 4, 2009
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dumbshit.net

Noun: When you want to waste time, and rot your brain. You know where to go.
Go to dumbshit.net and store some junk in your head.
by tehCoz September 19, 2009
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.Net Baz

Some say he is just an urban myth others say he hides in the shadows and appears when you least expect it, but one thing is for sure, every Recruitment Consultant in the industry fears .NET Baz.

.NET Baz came to prominence recruiting ICT .NET Development professionals in the Sydney area, he soon became widely recognised as an absolute recruitment and sales weapon and his name is well known amongst both the .NET and recruitment community.

His weapon of choice is the '.NET Drum' and recent sigtings have seen him mooching around the Streets of Sydney sporting a sharp suit and holding a handful of savage CVs.

If you need a .NET Developer look no further than .NET Baz

Known Facts: Arch Nemesis - .NET Dorbin
Identity: Recent rumours originating in the Indian .NET community say his true identity is 'Blake Barry' an Irish migrant who fell into recruitment by accident and took the IT world by storm.
'Are you recruiting?'

'Pardon?! Don't be silly we only use .NET BAZ!!'
by dancob October 31, 2013
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Net HIV Fphobia

When your portable device will not join a wireless network for fear of getting a virus
Mr. Markie Mark the IT guy said that my phone did not have a Net HIV Fphobia , but it did have a ID-10-T issue.
by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018
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