Nerpunt

A Nerpunt is a combination of a Nerd a Twirp and a Cunt

Coby is a Nerpunt

by Nerpunt April 16, 2017

Nerdpass

The new hottest online porn network and the new home of D. Sanchez. The next big name company in adult.

Q: Where can I find the best porn online?
A: Nerdpass

by mootfan August 17, 2009

nerrphy

To act insanely crazy, dumb or outrageous at a social gathering. Usually coupled with or enticed by copious amounts of drinking, drugs or stupidity.

Guy #1: "Last night we took a bottle of goose to the face, popped a thizz and went ridiculously nerrphy."

Guy #2: "Sounds like my Friday night."

by GutterPeezy April 16, 2009

NERP

Not even remotely possible

Nerp.... I definitely don’t want to hang out...

by Hallys March 31, 2020

nerp

A term to describe boredom. Or just a word to say aloud for no reason at all. Nerp.

"Julia said, "NERP", when Erick stuck his finger in the wrong hole....gross"


"NERP!"

by Elijah Thornberry October 18, 2006

Nerp

Someone who feigns illness to get out of working choosing to live off benefit payments instead.

Me:- My brother in law hasn't worked for 8 years, he gets disability benefit because he has a bad back and depression and sometimes uses a mobility scooter but I have seen him carrying heavy bags and walking on ice.

Friend:- Your brother in law is a right nerp

Me:- My sister also hasn't worked for 8 years, she was sacked from her last job for stealing from the till but now she gets benefits as my brother in laws carer.

Friend:- Your sister is also a nerp.

Me:- They have been given a council house in a street the postman calls Giro Town and refere to themselves as doleys.

Friend:- They live in a street full of nerps and you should have nothing more to do with them.

Me:- I don't.

by Mr and Mrs Camel April 7, 2010

Nerpel

a women with small areola and large nipples.

She got a nice nerpel.

by Deaf Diggler May 13, 2005