needs a link

When you want a boy/girl to be with you but not a boy/girlfriend just friends with benefits.(commonly used by fools)

Yo Harry needs a link get at his snapchat

by BANterguy69 April 18, 2017

need to rain

Another way of "saying need to mourn" or " need time to mourn", needing time to cry or express a deep sense of sorrow over something serious

"Calling in for work today. A loved one is in is in the hospital and dying. Need to rain."

by scifinotsyfyfan January 13, 2017

The Big Need

sex, being horny

"Baby get over here I'm feeling the Big Need."

by Tele Man May 25, 2012

needs a cheeseburger

When someone is said to "need a cheeseburger" it means that the person is way too thin - so much so that the person doesn't look attractive. The implication is that the person is anorexic / dieting too much and needs to put on some weight. Almost always said about a female but a male isn't immune.

"Damn, did you see how skinny Angelina Jolie looked at the Academy Awards the other night? That girl needs a cheeseburger!"

"LeAnn Rimes looks anorexic. Someone please give her a cheeseburger!"

by kayemmdee August 1, 2012

Men need to...

In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!

A bitch "Men need to..."

Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "

A bitch "...."

Hym "No, go ahead."

A bitch "...."

Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"

A bitch "....."

Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

need a cookie

Another way of saying I don’t give a fuck

“Haha jake I beat you”
Jake: need a cookie?

by Xrjdy hv dt April 21, 2022

this needed to be said

WHEN YOURE WRITING A THING ON URBAN DICTIONARY STOP CALLING PEOPLE SEXY ITS SO CREEPY LIKE SHUT UP U STUPID FUCKING BITCH UR PROBABLY AN OLD MAN WHO CALLS THINGS SEXY FOR NO REASON LIKE PLEASE GO DIE

sorry yall but this needed to be said

by bestie baes April 21, 2021